I’m thinking of a fat, bow-legged Roman wandering around some forum outside of Rome bleating about the young generation while he played the hits on his lyre for other Roman boomers.
Josephus Collenus Cumianus
-
- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
-
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
[email protected]
WWAW with boomers destroying society and sticking everyone else with the bill?
- Thread starter NoBacon
- Start date
Josephus Collenus Cumianus
Joe would probably be a lot better during the Romes peak. He’d get his ass kicked by the real men, and be illiterate so he couldn’t write nonsensical posts all over the coliseum. He’d just be a regular, town crier/local glory hole queen.
eww---who still uses the term "Boomer" anymore.....yuck
do y'all niggas also complain about "dem damn pronouns", and "everyone gets a participation trophy"
oh, wait---you all do complain about that shit...continue
do y'all niggas also complain about "dem damn pronouns", and "everyone gets a participation trophy"
oh, wait---you all do complain about that shit...continue
G
guest
Guest
Ok boomer.
G
guest
Guest
Sounds like my mom, she’s the worst decision maker of all time. Took “early retirement” from an airline that pays her virtually zero so she could run off to bumfuck and get get married to some loser.
Now shes 70 years old and lives off social security which is only about $1000 a month somehow. The only reason she doesn’t live in some section 8 nigger hellhole is because I’m paying her rent. And she still has the gall to act like she’s better than people.
Where did you get this idea? Did someone tell you that or did you just imagine that? I'm curious where people get these notions. When Social Security was started only a single digit percentage of the elderly either had savings or owned a home. Very few people at all owned a house in the 30s, and because of the more physical labor usually performed your salary would go down over time, not up. Also people rarely had pensions or investments. Social Security was always designed to provide a minimum safety net. That was the whole point and background of it in the context of the Great Depression. You think they were passing it on the appeal of, "It'll put a little extra spending money in your pockets if you already have a family/retirement?"
I'm sorry to bitch about it, but there's so much bad economics and economic history on here, and I double majored in undergrad in history and economics.
I don't even want to think about how my pension is going to look in 30 years compared to what these pieces of shit are collecting now. Sure I have some investments, but your pension is your only true lifeline.
Blaming previous generations for your problems.
How boomer of you.
How boomer of you.
G
guest
Guest
I do. I'm GenX, I turned 49 this year. Born in 1973.
My company had a moment of clarity a few years back and implemented a pension and basically vested everyone in immediately with all of your years of service. This is in addition to a 403b with a decent match. They sent out a communication and actually said something to the effect of "we understand that it won't be realistic to try and retire and live off of a 401k/403b".
I don't have enough in my 403b according to the financial people at my place. Apparently when I hit 50, I should have 6x my salary in my 403 but I'm nowhere near that even though I've been putting in (with the match) close to 10% or more each year. Part of it is that I got a promotion and probably 25-30% in raises over the last 2 years which bumped my salary up a lot so it's not exactly inline with what i was making for the past 15 years but whatever.
I'm certainly not rich like some of the guys on here but I'm doing alright. I have 3 kids, 2 in college and 1 who will graduate high school next year so I've had some expenses. My boomer parents have a little money and a nice house and my brother is an insurance agent so he made sure they got good long-term care insurance and keep it up so that's a bonus.
One thing I didn't see mentioned here is boomer parents don't understand how much shit costs. When I was a kid, I played baseball and basketball. The only thing my parents paid for was my glove and maybe a bat. Now everything is travel and it all costs money. Travel baseball, travel soccer, competitive dance team, etc. Food is more expensive. Houses, cars, all more expensive. Fucking braces. My parents are stuck in the 80s as far as how much it costs to raise a kid these days. All my kids needed cars and they ain't cheap any more. I could go on and on but I'm sure y'all understand.