WWAW Torquie never again enjoying the company of a woman

[guest]

It's okay, dude. Not every man was meant to find a woman they could spend the rest of their life with. Heck, there's millions of Chinese faggots just like you who will be alone for the rest of their lives.

Embrace it, my man. You're frustrated. I GET IT. This is what you are. This is what you're always going to be. Get an Xbox Game Pass. Learn a hobby you can do by yourself. Maybe start doing drugs again.

We're all pulling for you. Don't just be an incel... be the BEST incel you were destined to be!

 

[guest]

Context: the OP is literally dan mullen and mad at me for some unknown reason

 

[guest]

Context: the OP is literally dan mullen and mad at me for some unknown reason

Context: the first reply person is literally @Torquie who has never enjoyed the company of a lady for some unknown reason.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I could shave my arse and walk backwards and be better looking than Flavia

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

mad at me for some unknown reason

Oh, I know the reason: you helped ruin his life.


















OH LITERAL ME

 

[guest]

I could shave my arse and walk backwards and be better looking than Flavia

Your grandmother was a British convict whore who fucked Abbos for vegemite.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

It's okay, dude. Not every man was meant to find a woman they could spend the rest of their life with. Heck, there's millions of Chinese faggots just like you who will be alone for the rest of their lives.

Embrace it, my man. You're frustrated. I GET IT. This is what you are. This is what you're always going to be. Get an Xbox Game Pass. Learn a hobby you can do by yourself. Maybe start doing drugs again.

We're all pulling for you. Don't just be an incel... be the BEST incel you were destined to be!

Homo.

 

[guest]

Homo.

Incel.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Incel.

Lol.

 

[guest]

Lol.

Yep.

 

[guest]

Incel.

Again with the sfwa level insults. You are not a wacky funster and never were.

It's like how Opie never learned to be funny after years working with so many comedians.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Your grandmother was a British convict whore who fucked Abbos for vegemite.

You look more retarded than an Abbo.

This is Ernie Dingo, famous Abbo. You look gayer and stupider than he does (by a large margin).

 

[guest]

Again with the sfwa level insults. You are not a wacky funster and never were.

It's like how Opie never learned to be funny after years working with so many comedians.

You of all people don't get to give out Wacky Funster merit badges.

 

[guest]

You look more retarded than an Abbo.

This is Ernie Dingo, famous Abbo. You look gayer and stupider than he does (by a large margin).

Is this the Abbo that raped Hannah Gadsby or the guy who fucked your grandmother in the Vegemite transaction?

 

[guest]

*sighs* It's a tough one man. A Torquie in your early 30s, or having a Flavia in your early 40s that's too old for non-autistic babies. For me, that's one crunch I won't wrap. If you're not having children then what's the flex. It's just Tomlinson esque if ya ask me if you're wasting time being married and not having a real family. Torquie still has time to steer the ship.

 

[Jenna]

Guys I think I have a solution. Torquie travels to Massachusetts and has a threesome with Dan & Flavia, Norma Buster style. That means a long, sexually tense night spent on a rooftop shooting lustful glances at each other.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Be nice to Dan, he's the only one producing content for the entire sub (according to himself anyway). Also don't make fun of women, or else Dan will have to don his white suit of armor and dox you.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Is this the Abbo that raped Hannah Gadsby or the guy who fucked your grandmother in the Vegemite transaction?

I'm embarrassed on your behalf, is this the best you can come up with, your really are a fucking mongoloid, good luck having to spend your life with that Antonio Inoki looking cunt of a wife, faggot.

 

[Jesse Ventura]

Really? I walked into a Bennigan’s bathroom and saw Torquie giving the Porquie to an ample-chinned porcelain scrubber just last night.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Is this the Abbo that raped Hannah Gadsby or the guy who fucked your grandmother in the Vegemite transaction?

I don't know, but either way he has a better sex life than you do (Flavia fucks negroes on the side, Daniel-san).