WWAW the Chris Rock getting socked at The Oscars?

[LingerLonger]

Smith is obviously in the wrong and is a deranged lunatic, but I hate when all the internet fags come out and act like theres never a time that it’s appropriate to punch someone in the face. There is, it just wasnt in this case

The problem is that Will Smith punched in the faggiest way possible. Open handed slap that did basically no damage and it was a sucker punch at that with no defense. On top of that Will Smith's wife was banging rappers and teenagers in front of the entire world cucking him like some total loser. And on top of that Will Smith made his entire early career doing bald jokes and fat jokes and other jokes like that as a comedic actor.

If some director who has a bald wife and has never done comedy had his wife mocked. Then went on stage and blasted Rock in the face knocking him out. It would have looked masculine. Will Smith did literally everything wrong. Including being born a nigger.

 

[Stent]

Jaden Smith apparently tweeted "That's how we do it" afterwards. I kinda doubt it. If Will instead sucked Rock off then ate his ass maybe. That whole family needs to die in a plane crash or something. It's overdue.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The problem is that Will Smith punched in the faggiest way possible. Open handed slap that did basically no damage and it was a sucker punch at that with no defense. On top of that Will Smith's wife was banging rappers and teenagers in front of the entire world cucking him like some total loser. And on top of that Will Smith made his entire early career doing bald jokes and fat jokes and other jokes like that as a comedic actor.

If some director who has a bald wife and has never done comedy had his wife mocked. Then went on stage and blasted Rock in the face knocking him out. It would have looked masculine. Will Smith did literally everything wrong. Including being born a nigger.

Yeah the “slap heard round the world” (ugh, it’s what news outlets have been calling it) makes Will look like biggest Pussy and a joke since he can’t even take a jada’s bald joke after she’s been doing the short hair / bald look since the 90s. If he made a joke about her sleeping around it’s one thing but he made the safest joke possible and Will seems to be heavily medicated and out of it. He tried to look like some tough guy in his mind (he’s well aware that he’s been a meme for crying in an interview) but came off like a joke.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

She doesn't even have alopecia. She shaves her head. I've seen alopecia, dude. This broad's a phony, a fucking goldbricker, this bitch grows hair.

She does have alopecia dude, she'd tell us if she didn't. Genuinely.

 

[Cuphead]

Forgot about the Sandler connection, I love how even though Sandler is known for being one of the nicest guys in Hollywood so many in his industry hate him because his movies made so much money and wish they were in his inner circle. Even though I’m not the biggest fan of hid I like that Sandler doesn’t give a shit about Hollywood politics. He walks around in sweat pants and hoodies while being insanely rich. Not many guys like that in the business.

Even though he's done a lot of shitty movies, I too like Sandler. He seems very much like a normal dude and never got into the whole Hollywood thing.

 

[Meownaw]

Even though he's done a lot of shitty movies, I too like Sandler. He seems very much like a normal dude and never got into the whole Hollywood thing.

I forgive him for his shitty movies as he was in two movies I love and did a great job in them. Punch Drunk Love and Uncut Gems.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Chris Rock should have said "You hit like a bitch!" or "You hit worse than you rap."

 

[wbgreen]

Chris Rock should have said "You hit like a bitch!" or "You hit worse than you rap."

Rock should have laid in harder than that. "You should have slapped August Alsina's dick out your wife's mouth."

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Howard Stern today blamed Will Smith slapping Chris Rock on Donald Trump because Stern is a complete joke now.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Youtube is full of niggers reacting to this, they are all jumping around whooping and chimping out when Chris Rock gets smacked. Niggers really love black on black crime.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Jaden Smith apparently tweeted "That's how we do it" afterwards. I kinda doubt it. If Will instead sucked Rock off then ate his ass maybe. That whole family needs to die in a plane crash or something. It's overdue.

By "we" he meant Africans.

 

[wbgreen]

Howard Stern today blamed Will Smith slapping Chris Rock on Donald Trump because Stern is a complete joke now.

When Stern finishes his radio show for the morning, he heads straight to ABC studios for his second job as one of the yentas on The View.

 

[Harry Powell]

Truly some Cumia-level depravity

 

[DMAN]

Was going to complain about everybody being captivated by this fucking boring fake gay shit, but then I realized my comment is on Page 10.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read here, no shit

No matter how many Oscars he wins or how many M&Ms he voices, he'll always be Vern to me.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Chris Rock should have said "You hit like a bitch!" or "You hit worse than you rap."

Louie Ck would have to write it first

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Amazing how he (comically) slaps someone then turns around to play the victim. They had to get all kinds of people to “comfort” him while nobody cares about the person he hit. Personally I think Will Smith is seriously messed up and on a ton of meds to keep himself him in check. Didn’t he even admit to being suicidal not too long ago? When he was promoting that book? His kids are two spoiled assholes and his wife is a bitch who cheats on him while he sits and cries. Rappers goofed on him for being a “clean” guy and nobody takes him seriously as a man, he seems the nice guy that’s a huge pushover. Look at Denzel and look at him. People look at him as a big goof compared to other leading men, they still call him the fresh Prince which over 30 years ago. They don’t still call Laurence Fishbourne “Cowboy Curtis” (or even Larry) but even after all these movies Will Smith is still the goofy guy with jazzy Jeff. People don’t even look at Jamie Foxx anymore as one of cast members of In Living Color but Will is still that goof. Major medications to cope.

 

[Will Tate]

I like when a new meme template is born.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

You think Will Smith was mad at Chris Rock Jim?
Yes.
Nyehehehehehe

 

[Meownaw]

You think Will Smith was mad at Chris Rock Jim?
Yes.
Nyehehehehehe

Knowing they probably talked about it for over an hour and Norton deep inhaled and brooded about how comedians work and the craft just ruined my evening.