I have never wanted a hotdog in my life, but if it's there...
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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WWAW hot dogs
- Thread starter CumiaPoodle
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There used to be a corn dog joint in Woodbridge Mall (NJ) when I was a kid. Whenever we'd go we'd enter next to and leave by it. Never ONCE did my mother let me get one. Corn dogs became this mysterious food that I'd only heard of in cartoons, but never had. Took me more than 40 years to have one. Delicious.
My mom really motherfucked me.
I was pretty indifferent to hot dogs growing up. To me, it was just a boring picnic food. Things changed when I went off to college in the DC area and was introduced to the half-smoke. It's a half-pork and half-beef sausage with a nice smokey finish - top it off with some chili sauce and onions or sauerkraut, and you've got a pretty tasty and economical meal.
I should note that I only get half-smokes at neighborhood bars in white, gentrifying neighborhoods. I've never been to Ben's Chili Bowl - that place always came across as a greasy tourist trap. The only reason I see to go to the one on U Street is that you sometimes get to see black girls fight.
I should note that I only get half-smokes at neighborhood bars in white, gentrifying neighborhoods. I've never been to Ben's Chili Bowl - that place always came across as a greasy tourist trap. The only reason I see to go to the one on U Street is that you sometimes get to see black girls fight.
Your mom sounds like a real stick in the mud.
Seriously, who the fuck doesn't let their kid at least try a corn dog? In her defense, I wasn't a fat kid, so maybe she knew best.
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The Cubester likes to take a lil taste of some Heebie Nash on the grill. Just bought some on Sunday.