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WrestleMania XL

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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I have no idea who Dave Meltzer is, child. These are your delusions.

Well, uh, so Anthony says he went out to photograph, um, scaffolding that night in Times Square. But plans changed when a negress with a penis accosted him like Randy Savage did to Ricky "The Dragon Steamboat", uh, at ummmm WrestleMania 3.

That'll be $12.99.
 

Imager

The Wackiest Funster there ever was
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The second night was much better than the first.

The end though -- essentially they had Rock, Cena, and Undertaker come back. Undertaker literally was on screen for maybe 30 seconds. Probably got paid $1 million.

That's the problem with wrestling fans (among being mostly losers): their standards are just so low. In the entire story for the main event, there was no reason for Undertaker to be involved in anyway. But he comes out in sweatpants and a hoodie, does a choke slam to the Rock who really jumps up high, and the fans just lose their shit. It's low effort on the company's part and fans eat it up.

What do you all think of Cody Rhodes' wife?

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I'm not going to say she's ugly, but I know their kids will be.

Oh, just found this:

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Nice ruining your genetic legacy, stupid.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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57,166
The second night was much better than the first.

The end though -- essentially they had Rock, Cena, and Undertaker come back. Undertaker literally was on screen for maybe 30 seconds. Probably got paid $1 million.

That's the problem with wrestling fans (among being mostly losers): their standards are just so low. In the entire story for the main event, there was no reason for Undertaker to be involved in anyway. But he comes out in sweatpants and a hoodie, does a choke slam to the Rock who really jumps up high, and the fans just lose their shit. It's low effort on the company's part and fans eat it up.

What do you all think of Cody Rhodes' wife?

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I'm not going to say she's ugly, but I know their kids will be.

Oh, just found this:

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Nice ruining your genetic legacy, stupid.

If you say this woman is ugly, you should be put down like Anthony.


She's worthy of TWO iPads.
 

alkiefuck2

don't call me scarface
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The talent is so bad, watching the rock's entrance just now, which was cool but see seth rollins and faggy chodes in the ring... what a shame. This would be like stone cold returning in 2009 to fight the spirit squad, but played as serious.
Looking forward to brothaman vinny ru's take.
 
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