WrestleMania XL

[John Wayne Gacy]

Wrestling was only fun when it was all performed by drug addled monsters who were around when kayfabe was still a thing. The weirdness of it all and the carny legacy were what made it so fascinating. I haven't watched wrestling in fucking years but I do enjoy reading books about the old days. For like a century wrestling was full of genuine lunatics living like outlaws on the road. The whole "it's predetermined but not fake!" screeching sounds a lot less lame when its referring to two skilled maniacs winging it for 40 minutes and trying not to kill eachother. It's pretty much just two faggots doing some choreography now.

I consider Benoit the unfortunate, yet logical end to that whole classic age of pro wrestling. There's a guy whose psychotic obsession with the craft and lifestyle of the sport totally destroyed himself and those around him. But yes it is fascinating. Shoot interviews are a gold mine of stories.

Oh and the "THIS IS AWESOME!" chants make me fucking sick to my stomach.

 

[IanHalperin]

The ring announcer is fucking awful.
Bring back my nigga Tony "Big Dick" Chimel

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Apparently Sam Roberts finally got his dream job of getting a regular gig with WWE. He was on Pat McAfee show on friday. They did his show at the fan event and they were talking about Sam getting a full time gig. Good for him. Thats where his weird ass belongs. They were also trashing his hair and showed an old photo when he had his clown hair.

 

[Imager]

Snoop is commentating and he just said head on a swivel.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Wrestling is for children and queers

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I lost interest in wrestling sometime between the demise of Techno Team 2000 and the rise of the Booty Man.
Sad to hear its gone the way of the nigger.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I consider Benoit the unfortunate, yet logical end to that whole classic age of pro wrestling. There's a guy whose psychotic obsession with the craft and lifestyle of the sport totally destroyed himself and those around him. But yes it is fascinating. Shoot interviews are a gold mine of stories.

Oh and the "THIS IS AWESOME!" chants make me fucking sick to my stomach.

Yeah, wrestling fans are the worst part of wrestling today. All fat Redditors who want to chant, or spots they can turn into GIFs.

I miss when wrestling was niche. Going mainstream ruined it. Seeing bros and college aged women at ringside shows you just how shitty modern day wrestling has become.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Apparently Sam Roberts finally got his dream job of getting a regular gig with WWE. He was on Pat McAfee show on friday. They did his show at the fan event and they were talking about Sam getting a full time gig. Good for him. Thats where his weird ass belongs. They were also trashing his hair and showed an old photo when he had his clown hair.

I think Sam would be great as an interviewer if they just let the wrestlers abuse the fucking shit out of him. Tell him to shut up every time he tries to talk or push him down and throw him through a table.

 

[Sue2]

You were askin' for it, walkin' about dressed like that, what did you expect huh?

And if you get shit on by a pack of wrestlers it will be YOUR FAULT!

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Back in '79 I gave Chief Jay Strongbow a handjob.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Does the intercontinental championship belt not exist anymore?

 

[Imager]

Every single fucking vignette is nigger rap whatever genre it is

 

[Imager]

A nigger named ISO Speed just got RKOd. No one knows who he is.

 

[Imager]

There’s some show about Rome coming out that focuses on fighters in the colosseum. Half the fighters are niggers, the other half are nigger women.

I’m just amazed at how normies can tolerate this. TV is just non stop faggots and niggers.

 

[BoringFaggot]

Is there still no one below the age of 50 that can throw a worked punch that looks like it might break an egg?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

All my WrestleMania shirts are 4XL

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Fuck this faggot crowd. Shut the fuck up, you fat faggot Redditors

 

[Imager]

That woman’s match with Bayley and Iyo was the actual best match so far this weekend. An actual match with moves.

Followed by a promo of nigger music.

 

[Imager]

Tonight’s show opener with two niggers singing god bless America. Every sporting event starts with niggers. Every one.

Now Snoop is in the ring. Because of course he is.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Lmfao the Eagles cheerleaders are a bunch of hot chicks and one flaming gay black guy