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Would you ever hook up with a Middle Eastern woman?

aRTie02150

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Bubbler said:
This may sound weird, but it works...

Make a video of you cumming into a paper towel while moaning her name.

Send it randomly.

I did this to a girl I was dating while I knew she was at work. It drove her so crazy that she had to run out to her car to masterbate.

Once you have her in a tizy offer to pay for her ticket here.
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Hahahaha ok I did this earlier today but used a mason jar instead. You weren't fucking lying. I'm gonna get this poor woman beheaded if she gets caught doing what she's doing but she went to the bathroom at work and spread herself out. She obviously wears a headscarf because she's over in Arab world and that's definitely kinda hot to see some chick showing her tits and pussy in front of a mirror, but still scarfed up. It's definitely faster to just put your clothes back on compared to the scarf, but now it's becoming a fetish of mine and she probably knows it.

She's got pretty hair and all, but getting blown by some chick with pretty eyes and lips wearing a religious headscarf feels like I'm breaking the law and gets me rodded up, if I'm being honest.
 
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I got you, Artie.

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aRTie02150 said:
I know how to screenshot. The issue is with Snapchat it informs the other party that you took one.

It's a tough one man.
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There's screen recording software you can get that doesn't notify users on Snapchat. Not sure if it still works on IOS but it does on Android.
 
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A musi gal going with a western guy can lead to some severe issues - like a car full of brown people jumping out & beating you to death. UAE isn't as bad as some countries (if she joins you in a western country), but it's still potentially playing with firebombs & a potential beheading.

Best case scenario is she marries you for a greencard & you get to ravage her for 3 years until she divorces you & marries an Arab to continue the chain of immigration.

She might be a nympho', but apostates are punishable by death & I'm pretty sure ur pork-sword isn't halal... although you could take the Shahada & become a muslim if she's that hot
 
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LockedHDD__Pot said:
A musi gal going with a western guy can lead to some severe issues - like a car full of brown people jumping out & beating you to death. UAE isn't as bad as some countries (if she joins you in a western country), but it's still potentially playing with firebombs & a potential beheading.

Best case scenario is she marries you for a greencard & you get to ravage her for 3 years until she divorces you & marries an Arab to continue the chain of immigration.

She might be a nympho', but apostates are punishable by death & I'm pretty sure ur pork-sword isn't halal... although you could take the Shahada & become a muslim if she's that hot
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Shit I don't care I'll become Muslim and not follow their rules as I do with my Catholic beliefs. Believe me, I was thinking about getting killed too, like in the middle of the fucking night or some shit, but whatever. At least I'll be dead and won't have to deal shit anymore.

A green card situation seems right up my alley. Hopefully it would pay in money as well and not just getting to fuck around for a few years and end up with no money because that'll suck.

What's a green card worth these days?
 
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aRTie02150 said:
Shit I don't care I'll become Muslim and not follow their rules as I do with my Catholic beliefs. Believe me, I was thinking about getting killed too, like in the middle of the fucking night or some shit, but whatever. At least I'll be dead and won't have to deal shit anymore.

A green card situation seems right up my alley. Hopefully it would pay in money as well and not just getting to fuck around for a few years and end up with no money because that'll suck.

What's a green card worth these days?
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Nigga you don’t need to worry about Muslims killing you. I’m gonna do it myself if you don’t produce something for us pretty fucking soon. Is a goddamn stick figure too much to ask you WITHHOLDING CUNT

I apologize, I lost myself. But I’m also serious. Very serious Artie. At this point, I’m wondering, this Muslim chick - she even exist?
 
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LockedHDD__Pot said:
A musi gal going with a western guy can lead to some severe issues - like a car full of brown people jumping out & beating you to death. UAE isn't as bad as some countries (if she joins you in a western country), but it's still potentially playing with firebombs & a potential beheading.

Best case scenario is she marries you for a greencard & you get to ravage her for 3 years until she divorces you & marries an Arab to continue the chain of immigration.

She might be a nympho', but apostates are punishable by death & I'm pretty sure ur pork-sword isn't halal... although you could take the Shahada & become a muslim if she's that hot
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He's Puerto Rican they won't be able to tell the difference
 
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