Worst places you’ve been?

[Cartoon Redux]

So who won the NASCAR race?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So who won the NASCAR race?

I honestly have no fucking idea. Of all the details I remember from that trip, that's not one of them.

 

[Dog Eater]

@Stent @Dog Eater is bullying me and embarrassing me. Ban him and delete this thread and any mention of Detroit ever.

Me if this OR tuna bones happened:

 

[Dog Eater]

I honestly have no fucking idea. Of all the details I remember from that trip, that's not one of them.

Tell us about the cop again! No! Wait! Tell us about the all you can eat red lobster again!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Tell us about the cop again! No! Wait! Tell is about the all you can eat red lobster again!

I know we like to josh around here but you're seriously making me want to kill myself.

I imagine this is what it feels like when you're a closet fag and people find out you're gay.

 

[Dog Eater]

I know we like to josh around here but you're seriously making me want to kill myself.

I imagine this is what it feels like when you're a closet fag and people find out you're gay.

I’m going to ask Quasi for access to the old forum so I can be regaled once (probably like 3 times) again with this epic.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Since it's dogpile on Abe day, did anyone else see his skipthedishes thread - just the title - and immediately go "oh this nigger's canadian"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've been telling that fucker since reddit

 

[Dog Eater]

I have to apologise to @Jims_Maroon_Pants :

NYC stories

some how he got lost getting home and we ended up in the Bronx. We weren't there long at all when cops pulled us over and asked do you know where you are? He knew that in the late 70s early 80s it was bad news for a family to be driving around there. I remember the cop giving us an escort to the...

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Apparently the 6 times I’d heard the story before were all from the same guy.

 

[Dog Eater]

I know we like to josh around here but you're seriously making me want to kill myself.

I’m very anti suicide and you can find plenty of posts of me calling people out for contemplating it and telling them not to. So please take this very seriously when I say you should kill yourself abe. This is too embarrassing for words.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I have to apologise to @Jims_Maroon_Pants :

NYC stories

some how he got lost getting home and we ended up in the Bronx. We weren't there long at all when cops pulled us over and asked do you know where you are? He knew that in the late 70s early 80s it was bad news for a family to be driving around there. I remember the cop giving us an escort to the...

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Apparently the 6 times I’d heard the story before were all from the same guy.

I remember that the freeway wasn't too far off from where we were. I was young though so who knows

 

[Stent]

@Stent @Dog Eater is bullying me and embarrassing me. Ban him and delete this thread and any mention of Detroit ever.

I’m very anti suicide and you can find plenty of posts of me calling people out for contemplating it and telling them not to. So please take this very seriously when I say you should kill yourself abe. This is too embarrassing for words.

I'm going to allow this for now, but, if Abe does kill himself, you will get a warning.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

I was in Connecticut a few months ago for a concert and wow what a shit hole. It reminded me of Worcester, MA but as an entire state.

 

[NoBacon's Aborted Child]

Well I'm in heaven now but right before then somebody broke into my room and did some very RUDE things to my HUMAN PERSON

 

[Stent]

Well I'm in heaven now but right before then somebody broke into my room and did some very RUDE things to my HUMAN PERSON

Forceps? What happened to threeceps and twoceps?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I imagine this is what it feels like when you're a closet fag and people find out you're gay.

You imagine...

 

[Phish]

Kensington is just one giant shooting gallery (shooting bullets and fent/xylazine). Place has zero hope.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Don’t know why all the New Mexico hate but whatever. Fuck y’all. Mine are Odessa Texas, all of Kansas, Nebraska and a special shout-out to Gary Indiana. Ohio as a whole sucks cock too

Why are you going to any of these places?

 

[Voscabulary]

I'm a storyteller, goddammit.

in fairness to abe, it's a pfg story

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

in fairness to abe, it's a pfg story

God bless, sport. Stay in school and mind your mom and pop.