Wisconsin.gov caught lying about his wealth

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

He too is a child enthusiast

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Most of my daily drivers have been from 1990-95.

 

[Africa.com]

Most of my daily drivers have been from 1990-95.

Do you lie about that fact for internet clout?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Most of my daily drivers have been from 1990-95.

What did you drive in 1996?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What did you drive in 1996?

I was 6 years old in 1996. I drove a red bicycle with flames on the little crossbar pads.

 

[Front 242]

If I posted it several times already, it can be found. Post yours...anything.

Dude I have a 2022 Tacoma 4x4 that I could sell right now for a few grand over sticker price. A LEXUS???????? cmon dawgy

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dude I have a 2022 Tacoma 4x4 that I could sell right now for a few grand over sticker price. A LEXUS???????? cmon dawgy

My buddy has a Tundra and it's like the thing is designed with drunk drivers in mind. There's so many places you can hide beer cans without spilling.

 

[guest]

Leased sass @Front 242

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I was 6 years old in 1996. I drove a red bicycle with flames on the little crossbar pads.

I don’t like when you break character. Do da bit or don’t talk to me.

 

[guest]

Dude I have a 2022 Tacoma 4x4 that I could sell right now for a few grand over sticker price. A LEXUS???????? cmon dawgy

Looking to get a truck, how do you like your Tacoma?

 

[guest]

My buddy has a Tundra and it's like the thing is designed with drunk drivers in mind. There's so many places you can hide beer cans without spilling.

The Canadian edition

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The Canadian edition

Don’t talk to him until he tells us what he did to Meownaw. Also he’s really bad at pogo sticking.

 

[guest]

Don’t talk to him until he tells us what he did to Meownaw. Also he’s really bad at pogo sticking.

I think he turned meowman into bologna.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Don’t talk to him until he tells us what he did to Meownaw. Also he’s really bad at pogo sticking.

Methinks he treats the pogo stick like a melodica

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Methinks he treats the pogo stick like a melodica

Well you know what they say about Canadians… homosexuals.

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

You are a homosexual coprophile.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Well you know what they say about Canadians… homosexuals.

Car crash me all you want, Boq. It’s true. Abe is so light in the loafers that he’s going to float away.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

The first wine I remember trying was in 4th grade catholic school during a mass (I know I had tasted it once while training for our first holy communion(2nd grade, 7-8 years old) and that it was nasty, but for some reason years later I was feeling sophisticated and wanted to have a go.)

The 4th grade teacher, Ms. McFeathers, was always known as a hardass and was the one giving the wine. I walk up to it and she hands me the giant chalice. Thing's fucking heavy. I tip it towards my mouth and it's not hitting my lips. I tip a little more, still nothing. Tip more and finally get just a little sip of disgusting wine into my mouth. I have 0.1 seconds of mature satisfaction before I hear Ms. McFeathers go "Oh Broooooke, what have you done." or something like that.
The shit spilt out the sides of the giant chalice down to my white catholic schoolboy shirt/uniform. She hurries and rushes me to a bathroom to try to dab it off. I never even felt embarrassment from it cause it didn't feel like it was my fault, I never handled a cup that big before, of course that'd happen the first time.

I was picked to carry the chalice for my first holy communion but then I dropped it during a practice and broke it and they let the smart girl Kacie Jones carry the new one because I couldn’t be trusted. My mom was upset.

I guess I just wanted to let you know you’re not the only brotherman who couldn’t handle a chalice.

There’s no sass in this post. That much I do know.

 

[Front 242]

Looking to get a truck, how do you like your Tacoma?

It's comfortable and a pleasure to drive. I think you'd enjoy getting one.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

We don't want to believe that we've been so wrong about a person