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At 16 I took my first solo flight, and was on Swiss Air...it was on this flight that I had the kavorka, because one cute af Blondie flight attendant kept checking on me and when it was time for meals, she gave me the wine list.

Upto that point I thought wine was like grape juice or koolaid or sumptin, and I wanted to impress the woman, so I ordered the one wine I knew it's name: a Bordeaux.

When it arrived, she was hovering over me and I took the wine glass and tried to look and act like I knew what's up...while maintaining eye contact, I chugged the wine, and immediately regretted it as it burned my throat, my nostrils, everything and I snorted out wine thru my nose and kinda semi puked

Needless to say, her estimations of plummeted etc
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It's stories like this that make me "Team Boq".
 
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At 16 I took my first solo flight
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Wisconsin.gov said:
At 16 I took my first solo flight, and was on Swiss Air...it was on this flight that I had the kavorka, because one cute af Blondie flight attendant kept checking on me and when it was time for meals, she gave me the wine list.

Upto that point I thought wine was like grape juice or koolaid or sumptin, and I wanted to impress the woman, so I ordered the one wine I knew it's name: a Bordeaux.

When it arrived, she was hovering over me and I took the wine glass and tried to look and act like I knew what's up...while maintaining eye contact, I chugged the wine, and immediately regretted it as it burned my throat, my nostrils, everything and I snorted out wine thru my nose and kinda semi puked

Needless to say, her estimations of plummeted etc
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The first wine I remember trying was in 4th grade catholic school during a mass (I know I had tasted it once while training for our first holy communion(2nd grade, 7-8 years old) and that it was nasty, but for some reason years later I was feeling sophisticated and wanted to have a go.)

The 4th grade teacher, Ms. McFeathers, was always known as a hardass and was the one giving the wine. I walk up to it and she hands me the giant chalice. Thing's fucking heavy. I tip it towards my mouth and it's not hitting my lips. I tip a little more, still nothing. Tip more and finally get just a little sip of disgusting wine into my mouth. I have 0.1 seconds of mature satisfaction before I hear Ms. McFeathers go "Oh Broooooke, what have you done." or something like that.
The shit spilt out the sides of the giant chalice down to my white catholic schoolboy shirt/uniform. She hurries and rushes me to a bathroom to try to dab it off. I never even felt embarrassment from it cause it didn't feel like it was my fault, I never handled a cup that big before, of course that'd happen the first time.
 
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