Why hasn't Patrick gotten Nikki pregnant yet?

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Goddamn is he infuriating. I hope anytime he's ever squealing on Twitter about children or parenting, people ask him exactly how much money and time he has contributed to the welfare of the child he "brought into the world" and constantly claims yet signed away all rights to. Exactly how many dollars, Fatfuck?

And he’s telling people that are getting killed at the gas pump to “shut the fuck up” even though those high gas prices mean less money to put food on the tables and clothes on your kids if you’re low to middle class which Pat pretends he cares about and an “ally” for.

 

[Joe's False Teethers]

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Fucking piece of shit, Ade brought that child in herself with Jon's loving arms by her side.

Whatever happened to @Martin he'd puke if he saw this

 

[FurBurger]

I think it's because farts have a spermicidal effect on vaginas.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Say gnight to the fat guy

 

[TorqueWheeler]

We also might be overlooking the fact that, as we always say here on the forums, Fatrick is a gay virgin.

 

[guest]

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I know couples who are both literal surgeons who have kids. One of my wife’s friends is a doctor and she has 6 kids. GTFO of here with this bullshit.

Just say you're lazy and don’t feel like taking care of a kid. That’s what I do. Who fucking cares?

 

[guest]

Maybe it was DNA remnants from Patrick's weak sperm hanging around that contributed to the unfortunate looks of the daughter. I guess it took Jon's super potent load (plus you know he's hitting the back walls) to bust through and finally impregnate Adrienne

There was a scene in Beavis and Butthead, maybe the movie. There's a sperm Beavis and it's just sitting by the egg picking it's nose until other sperm come flying up from behind and push him in. That's what happened. The trout mouth Tomlinson sperm was fatly sitting by Ade's egg until the tsunami of PCJ's load pushed it in.

 

[guest]

I don't think you can [checks notes] get pregnant from pegging.

He shares the same sexuality as Ralph Cifaretto

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

There was a scene in Beavis and Butthead, maybe the movie. There's a sperm Beavis and it's just sitting by the egg picking it's nose until other sperm come flying up from behind and push him in. That's what happened. The trout mouth Tomlinson sperm was fatly sitting by Ade's egg until the tsunami of PCJ's load pushed it in.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Patrick's dick doesn't work

The only explanation for his cuntiness. Imagine being an impotent bloated sperg manbaby.

No child, I haven't been impotent for ten years due to blood pressure medication.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Could you imagine him being a father? “No, child, you cannot play video games”. “SHUT YOUR LITTLE FUCKING MOUTH!”.