Who is the richest person you know?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

 

[Coonskin]

He's so rich I can't answer this question in earnest

It’s actually funny ever since I was a kid I begged like Brother Joe to my father to ask him for a couple million. It wouldn’t mean shit to him and he is family. But my father has honestly never attempted to get a dime out of the guy. My faggot cousin tried to get $50k for an independent film and he got turned down.

 

[Build Black Better]

A name so nice he used it twice.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

My aunt married rich and they had millions, but her crooked ass husband kept going to prison for embezzlement and now they're both poor

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My aunt married rich and they had millions, but her crooked ass husband kept going to prison for embezzlement and now they're both poor

I’m surprised that he was able to do that more than once. Is your aunt hot?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Given the hours I've put into listening to da show, I'd consider Opie to be one of my friends.

 

[Soundboard Fez]

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I’m surprised that he was able to do that more than once. Is your aunt hot?

He was an heir to an agricultural empire, all gone now. My aunt was pretty good looking back in the day i guess, she's always been a greedy piece of shit though. World class drunk too, both of them

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think his celebritynetworth.com is 500k. I wonder how accurate that is.

 

[Soundboard Fez]

I think his celebritynetworth.com is 500k. I wonder how accurate that is.

 

[eggfeller]

probably a guy who was like a quasi-adopted son to my grandma. gave her 100 grand for a house once, no questions asked. the guy’s grandfather had his hand in a lot of different industries, lots of real estate & oil. it was such generational wealth that i think even the great grandkids are still trust funders. the guy himself was a buffoon bumbling drunk & constantly throwing money at all sorts of half-finished real estate projects. i was around him a lot growing up & he let me stay free of cost in the mexican vacation house he shared with my grandma about a decade ago (they weren’t fucking). i’ve thought about trying to get back in touch since he’s childless, unmarried & has bad relationships with his family. if he’s still a drunk then we’d now have that in common now too.

 

[King of OnAForums]

This guy started a company that ended up being worth $30+ billion. He was one of HS friends dad. Took us all to Hawaii on his private jet once which was sweet.

 

[fenrir]

Every time I look in the mirror, I see a man rich in spirit.

On an unrelated note, can anyone Venmo me a few bucks? Bus passes ain't cheap.

 

[EraGodless]

One of my friends is a pretty famous doctor in NYC- he's got every toy imaginable and a house in the Hamptons and in Miami.

A friend I grew up with- his dad was definitely connected and he owns/runs a catering/wedding hall that all the mob guys used to use-- it was used in the wedding scene in Goodfellas and Johnny Sack's daughter's wedding in the Sopranos-- if my childhood friend owns it, then he may be the richest. That place is a fucking ATM.

I have a friend that was a bench coach in the NBA and he's now a head coach in the G-League (or whatever it's called) and supposedly he's being groomed for a head spot in the next few years as he's still pretty young (early 40's). NBA coaches make pretty good coin nowadays.

 

[Phish]

If were talking about independently wealthy i know a kid who went to like 7 or 8 years of college and became a high class lawyer. He moved to NYC to work for one of the oldest law firms in the state. I think he’s like a thousands of $ an hour type guy. Idk. But hes a contract lawyer for conglomerate corporations or whatever and said hes a scumbag that helps corporations fuck everyone but keep it just legal enough they don’t get in trouble so he saves the corps billions a year while skirting taxs laws and fucking the economy and citizens. He used to buy pills by the handful from me.

 

[EraGodless]

If were talking about independently wealthy i know a kid who went to like 7 or 8 years of college and became a high class lawyer. He moved to NYC to work for one of the oldest law firms in the state. I think he’s like a thousands of $ an hour type guy. Idk. But hes a contract lawyer for conglomerate corporations or whatever and said hes a scumbag that helps corporations fuck everyone but keep it just legal enough they don’t get in trouble so he saves the corps billions a year while skirting taxs laws and fucking the economy and citizens. He used to buy pills by the handful from me.

Was he Van Wildstein or sumthin?

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

My uncle played in the NFL and then sold insurance at a very high level. He's buddies with every retired sports star and governor/mayor/representative in his area. I would expect him to be a douche, but he's a decent guy.

 

[Africa.com]

He was an heir to an agricultural empire, all gone now. My aunt was pretty good looking back in the day i guess, she's always been a greedy piece of shit though. World class drunk too, both of them

I know a lot of rich farmers, any under about 40 are degenerate assholes. Yellowstone has made them even more insufferable

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I know a lot of rich farmers, any under about 40 are degenerate assholes. Yellowstone has made them even more insufferable

Quite a few farmers by my parents and all of them are most likely loaded. The one dude’s son went to HS a few grades above me and at least was a complete degenerate.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My uncle played in the NFL and then sold insurance at a very high level. He's buddies with every retired sports star and governor/mayor/representative in his area. I would expect him to be a douche, but he's a decent guy.

Why do so many ex pro sports guys sell insurance or cars?