They get so angry that so many people refuse to care about them at all.
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To be clear, I meant that him laying the blame at Hollywood's feet and not just exclusively blaming the straights was the only technically correct part of his post. Every other reasoning he makes is dumb as shit.Is he though? When has Hollywood ever not propped up deviancy in recent years? And I don’t mean specifically homosexuality but drug abuse and promiscuity as a rule?
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I see your first point. I guess I got that misinterpreted. So my second grade teacher was right. I am retarded. Huh.To be clear, I meant that him laying the blame at Hollywood's feet and not just exclusively blaming the straights was the only technically correct part of his post. Every other reasoning he makes is dumb as shit.
Like, he's whining that Hollywood has somehow conditioned people to make gay feelgood comedy movies flop. When's the last time any feelgood relationship comedy film did gangbusters at the box office, stupid?
I've said it before, these types of films just don't rock anyone's world. For any one of them that makes a decent return, five more flop or barely break even. And that was during better days, before Covid and a global recession and general film exhaustion settling in even before that.
@IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 was completely correct in saying that they should've shunted this shit off to some streaming service for a quick buck. Expecting it to perform well in theaters is a fucking baffling decision. I've seen people allege that alot of woke films were explicitly pre-planned to fail, but this is the first one where I'd completely buy that. I'm wondering if there's some Adam Sandleresque money laundering scheme going on here because otherwise it makes no goddamn sense.
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No theaters anywhere had sold out showings for a movie that had a per theater average of $346 you lying faggotNice sneaking into a theater when nobody would recognize you anyway, stupid.
We were fawkin' howling...
Billy Eichner is clearly out of touch with Gay people who live outside of NY or LA. I know many gay conservatives. A lot of gay people make decent money and wanna pay lower taxes. I’m certainly not trying to imply they’re all selfish, but most of them don’t care if any other gay people can get married. Most gay men actually prefer to sleep with many other men and not be in a committed relationship. I’m sure @CarolMaxheinie can testify about the community at large better than I can. My assistant is a gay man, and he talks about how much dick he takes every weekend. And never says he only wants one dick in him for the rest of his life.The gay movie “Bros” is coming out (tee hee!) in theaters this week and I don’t see this being a hit since unless it’s cape shit or sequel people don’t go to the movies as it is, let alone for a gay comedy. Just like the lady ghostbusters not being the hit they expected the cast / crew and people like Pat will blame it on America being full of awful bigots and probably say it’s Trump MAGA fault.
The films Star and notoriously Massive douchebag Billy Eichner has already been telling anyone who is a conservative and / or voted for Trump to NOT SEE this movie (nice marketing, stupid) so you can imagine Pat will be oinking about it once it flops. Get ready, bbbbboys!
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"Films" like Jack & Jill and The Wrong Missy have absurdly inflated budgets numbering in the hundreds of millions, the vast majority of it going to an overstuffed cast of Sandler's old SNL buddies. Also a lot of really shameless product placement, like straight-up in-movie commercials and setting half the film in some resort that's bankrolling the actual production. There's some credible theories that they're just elaborate money-fleecing schemes by Lil Nicky and friends.This is lore with which I am not equated. Cliffs?
Sandler gets the money that’s all that matters. I agree most of his shit has been stale for a long time now."Films" like Jack & Jill and The Wrong Missy have absurdly inflated budgets numbering in the hundreds of millions, the vast majority of it going to an overstuffed cast of Sandler's old SNL buddies. Also a lot of really shameless product placement, like straight-up in-movie commercials and setting half the film in some resort that's bankrolling the actual production. There's some credible theories that they're just elaborate money-fleecing schemes by Lil Nicky and friends.
Plus he goes full Pat claiming the crowd “cried and cheered” in all the right places. Also talks about critics loving it yet we all know no critic since they’re all super liberal will say they didn’t like the gay movie. That’s why people don’t even care what critics say anymore because they aren’t giving honest reviews, they just go with whatever the trend is.No theaters anywhere had sold out showings for a movie that had a per theater average of $346 you lying faggot
Yeah without studios everyone would love the idea of spending two hours thinking about men sticking their dicks in other dude's hairy assholes. It's so attractive and pleasant and it's only because of Big Hollywood that people don't want to see it or think about it. Fucking faggot.
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To be clear, this is a result of people thinking Twitter and the AV Club and Jezebel or whatever are real life and represent what regular people actually think. Turns out most people don't want to see saliva connecting between the lips of two people with stubble on a giant screen.@IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 was completely correct in saying that they should've shunted this shit off to some streaming service for a quick buck. Expecting it to perform well in theaters is a fucking baffling decision. I've seen people allege that alot of woke films were explicitly pre-planned to fail, but this is the first one where I'd completely buy that. I'm wondering if there's some Adam Sandleresque money laundering scheme going on here because otherwise it makes no goddamn sense.
His smugness is all over the trailer for this too. It's no wonder your movie flops when it has lines like "straight people are over, and conservative trans Caitlyn Jenner is a terrorist in the trailer". He also did a interview where he said he didn't want gay conservatives or Trump supporters going to see it because he considers them traitors.Billy - The biggest problem is still likely you. You're unbearable. You almost killed Parks & Rec. by yourself. If Gosling was in a fag romcom I'm sure it'd at least do better.
I find him to be one of the most detestable human beings on the planet. Just an obnoxious cunt taking advantage of the fact he's a 'mo to get a free pass.His smugness is all over the trailer for this too. It's no wonder your movie flops when it has lines like "straight people are over, and conservative trans Caitlyn Jenner is a terrorist in the trailer". He also did a interview where he said he didn't want gay conservatives or Trump supporters going to see it because he considers them traitors.
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