What’s your weirdest habit?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That's not weird.

It kind of is. Try doing it at the supermarket and see how many people look at you funny. I do it sometimes when I golf or if I’m building or installing something.

 

[1073waaf]

I only put the volume in my car at numbers divisible by three.

I have to keep mine on even numbers or it drives me nuts.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I always have conversations with myself, not in a schizo way but just speaking out loud. Found out my dad does it too so don't feel as bad

Neither of my parents did it and they would get on to me and say I looked schizophrenic when I did it in public.

 

[DMAN]

Whenever I have a potentially "real" or genuine moment in my life, I turned into coward anthony and have a shame spiral meltdown...

I don't know what it is. Fear of success? It happens in every situation. Work, women, social life. A cool opportunity presents itself, I become paranoid, the whole situation feels like a bad movie. I experience "uncanny valley" like social interactions and start to have a melt down thinking are these people fucking with me or being sincere? I lay in bed sometimes fine as a daisy, when out of nowhere some random girl pops into my mind and I think... Oh shit... Wait a minute!!! She wanted the GGGGUUGGGG...

 

[RedHeadpw2]

I often think of various survival scenarios, current era, WWII era, and post-apocalyptic, to help fall asleep. It mostly consists of picking an environment, duration of scenario, then gradually refining a practical packing list (food, clothes, tools, weapons) limited in size by a large rucksack and maybe an additional duffel bag.

 

[guest]

I often think of various survival scenarios, current era, WWII era, and post-apocalyptic, to help fall asleep. It mostly consists of picking an environment, duration of scenario, then gradually refining a practical packing list (food, clothes, tools, weapons) limited in size by a large rucksack and maybe an additional duffel bag.

This is one of my two killing scenarios. The setting is the woods near where I grew up, there's been some kind of war and the houses are abandoned. Marauding gangs of occupiers and sociopathic scavengers roam the streets. I am alone, but armed to the teeth. I set up boobie traps and pick off enemy who haven't been killed by my IEDs. This relaxes me and helps me nod off.

 

[guest]

I don't know if this is OCD or what but I'll get weird flashes in my head of bad shit happening. For instance, if I'm driving on a two way street, I'll think of cars going the opposite way crossing the line and colliding head on with me. Other examples are when I'm holding something valuable near a ledge, thinking of throwing it over. Or if I'm in a coworker's office and I'm standing next to them while they're sitting at a desk explaining something, just thinking of punching them in the head for no reason. Not even mad at them or anything. They're not really urges because it's never things I actually want to or feel like doing. I guess it's some weird response to anxiety. Or demons. Probably demons.

 

[Meownaw]

I don't know if this is OCD or what but I'll get weird flashes in my head of bad shit happening. For instance, if I'm driving on a two way street, I'll think of cars going the opposite way crossing the line and colliding head on with me. Other examples are when I'm holding something valuable near a ledge, thinking of throwing it over. Or if I'm in a coworker's office and I'm standing next to them while they're sitting at a desk explaining something, just thinking of punching them in the head for no reason. Not even mad at them or anything. They're not really urges because it's never things I actually want to or feel like doing. I guess it's some weird response to anxiety. Or demons. Probably demons.

Probably a tad OCD. Don't ask how I know.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

I don’t like to sit down while eating, I’d prefer to stand. Only time I sit to eat is if I go to restaurant for a gathering and Thanksgiving.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I spit and blow my nose in the shower. I've been told by my exes that's weird. Personally I don't get why it is. I'm in the shower to clean off all the sweat and filth off my body, why not clear out any build-up of mucus and phlegm too?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I always lock the bathroom door and I'm not sure why. I guess the additional layer of security from prying eyes, but I don't think it's ever been necessary. No memory of being barged in while taking a crap. No plans to stop.

 

[guest]

I spit and blow my nose in the shower. I've been told by my exes that's weird. Personally I don't get why it is. I'm in the shower to clean off all the sweat and filth off my body, why not clear out any build-up of mucus and phlegm too?

Nothing weird with that. Ditto pissing in the shower.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Nothing weird with that. Ditto pissing in the shower.

Just realised I do that too!

Why go through the trouble of stepping out the shower, drying yourself so you don't get the bathroom floor soaking wet, piss in the toilet, flush, and then step back in the shower?

Simple time management, brotherman.

 

[guest]

Just realised I do that too!

Why go through the trouble of stepping out the shower, drying yourself so you don't get the bathroom floor soaking wet, piss in the toilet, flush, and then step back in the shower?

Simple time management, brotherman.

I draw the line at shitting in the shower, but one of my oldest friends says he does it in hotels sometimes.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I draw the line at shitting in the shower, but one of my oldest friends says he does it in hotels sometimes.

As long as it keeps the cleaners busy, then I say shit away.

 

[aRTie02150]

I draw the line at shitting in the shower, but one of my oldest friends says he does it in hotels sometimes.

Yeah I piss too but whoever shits is a special kind of retard. It doesn't just flow down the drain. You're standing there next to your wet shit that's splashing water all over.

 

[guest]

Yeah I piss too but whoever shits is a special kind of retard. It doesn't just flow down the drain. You're standing there next to your wet shit that's splashing water all over.

This guy's a corporate lawyer and if you met him you'd probably think he was a really put-together guy, but I've known him since we were 13 years old. He's a fucking slob, just the kind of creep who would stamp a turd down the drain hole. I have some horrendous stories about him stored away for if he ever gets into politics (something he's talked about for years.)

 

[Meownaw]

I spit and blow my nose in the shower. I've been told by my exes that's weird. Personally I don't get why it is. I'm in the shower to clean off all the sweat and filth off my body, why not clear out any build-up of mucus and phlegm too?

All in with blowing my nose in the shower. I do it first thing before soap and shampoo I'm no savage.

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

Another homerun thread @BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

All in with blowing my nose in the shower. I do it first thing before soap and shampoo I'm no savage.

Why stop at blowing? I dig my finger all up in there and clean out the chunks

 

[N64 Cube]

My habit is fucking odd. Every time I need to take a piss or shit, i flush before then I flush after. So I flush at least twice.

Edit. Also, whenever I look at my phone and look at the time if all the numbers are the same, I need to take a screenshot. Example, if the time is 10:10, 11:11, 3:33, 4:44, I take a screen shot