What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever bought online when you were drunk?

[Chive Turkey]

Two rugs made by the Japanese clothing company Human Made. I could sell both for a healthy profit right now though. But still, I don’t know why the fuck I bought them in the first place. I put them on either side of the bed in my bedroom because I didn’t know what the fuck to do with them when they arrived. They are like doormat sized.

These aren’t mine just pictures as an example

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"Human made"? As opposed to all those rugs knitted together by wallabies?



Faggots.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Two rugs made by the Japanese clothing company Human Made. I could sell both for a healthy profit right now though. But still, I don’t know why the fuck I bought them in the first place. I put them on either side of the bed in my bedroom because I didn’t know what the fuck to do with them when they arrived. They are like doormat sized.

These aren’t mine just pictures as an example

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Is that like the Japanese version of Supreme?

 

[guest]

@Lucyfer The mistake you did was not going to a back alley bazaar in Istanbul and haggling with some shady hairy Cumia-look alike, who offers you really sweet tea...tells you his name is "Jimmy" but than you hear his assistant call him "Ramzy Bey" and he thinks you didnt catch it.

 

[Milk74]

How much?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

How much?

A 5 sink number.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

Is that like the Japanese version of Supreme?

Kind of. It’s the guy who started a bathing ape/bape, Nigo. He started it after he sold bape.

 

[LoomisBuckby]

Bought a Neo Geo arcade stick that works with a ps1.
I don't have a ps1.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Kind of. It’s the guy who started a bathing ape/bape, Nigo. He started it after he sold bape.

My one buddy has thousands of dollars worth of Supreme clothes. That always seemed like a waste of money to me but he has this shirt and it’s so funny to me.

 

[LoomisBuckby]

My one buddy has thousands of dollars worth of Supreme clothes. That always seemed like a waste of money to me but he has this shirt and it’s so funny to me.

Supreme/Bape is responsible for an untold amount of kids living with their parents well into their 20's because they think buying a 500 dollar t-shirt despite making 12 bucks an hour flipping burgers is a good idea.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Supreme/Bape is responsible for an untold amount of kids living with their parents well into their 20's because they think buying a 500 dollar t-shirt despite making 12 bucks an hour flipping burgers is a good idea.

He’s married and owns a house now. Easily the sickest skateboarder when we were in HS. Like switch inward heelflips good. He just loves clothes and shoes.

 

[Dennyislife]

This little keyring thing that would play catchphrases from 1970s UK tv darts based gameshow bullseye

There is a video online of it so you can see how fucking dumb 18 year old me was. I truly hate young me now yet certain friend groups still think I am that person s I only rarely see them now.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

My one buddy has thousands of dollars worth of Supreme clothes. That always seemed like a waste of money to me but he has this shirt and it’s so funny to me.
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Yeah I have a few friends like that still. I used to buy and sell that shit in my early 20s. Made some decent side money. I actually like the t shirt designs usually but I’m not going through the hassle/price of buying and I think id look ridiculous at 30 wearing it. I only kept a handful of things for myself over the years but never the valuable shit that shit I always sold.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I get drunk and buy my wife's friend dildos. She doesn't like me and I sent her the biggest 2 headed black one I could get on Adam and eve.

A purple vibrator for my wife because it was cheaper than the the pink one she wanted.

Gun Oil lube which is primarily aimed at gay guys.

Queen of Spades stick on tattoos for my wife, which thankfully never showed up and I never asked for a refund. She hates blacks and didn't get it

WWAW being a sexual deviant and buying sex related things while drunk.

 

[Milk74]

I get drunk and buy my wife's friend dildos. She doesn't like me and I sent her the biggest 2 headed black one I could get on Adam and eve.

A purple vibrator for my wife because it was cheaper than the the pink one she wanted.

Gun Oil lube which is primarily aimed at gay guys.

Queen of Spades stick on tattoos for my wife, which thankfully never showed up and I never asked for a refund. She hates blacks and didn't get it

WWAW being a sexual deviant and buying sex related things while drunk.

I appreciate your stories and hope to read more.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yeah I have a few friends like that still. I used to buy and sell that shit in my early 20s. Made some decent side money. I actually like the t shirt designs usually but I’m not going through the hassle/price of buying and I think id look ridiculous at 30 wearing it. I only kept a handful of things for myself over the years but never the valuable shit that shit I always sold.

I think I* told the story here before but he faked having a YouTube channel to get the original Yeezy’s. He swapped out a fake pair for a real pair. I’m not entirely sure how he did it but he dubbed over a shoe unboxing channel and then returned the fake ones. PFG dude, one of the funniest dudes I’ve ever known.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I bought this recently...

I was a little embarrassed at first but I think it looks nice on my bookshelf and doesn't need any maintenance.

I'm deleting my account.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Apparently I bought a 2 Live Crew t shirt on eBay last week.

TWU

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

This is really niche, and it's not like it's not affordable, but even though I'm pretty well off, I never like overpaying for anything. Especially a fucking trinket.

Mine was the Criterion DVD of This is Spinal Tap, which has been out of print for a long time. I had to both overpay and import it, just because it had completely different bonus features from the MGM releases.

You all can kick my bum on that one, but at least it's a great watch with the band.

What different bonus shit is on there? Is that the one with commentary?

 

[LoomisBuckby]

I bought this recently...

I was a little embarrassed at first but I think it looks nice on my bookshelf and doesn't need any maintenance.

I'm deleting my account.

On the one hand, adult lego is incredibly cringe.
On the other, this is kind of where can work.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I bought this recently...

I was a little embarrassed at first but I think it looks nice on my bookshelf and doesn't need any maintenance.

I'm deleting my account.

Wax on wax off funster