What’s the cheesiest or most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done to woo a chick?

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I asked her if I could kiss her. I want to strangle my younger self.

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[satanssockpuppet]

Everything I did between age 17-21 involving girls was embarrassingly gay. Then I discovered that they WANTED to be treated like garbage, and suddenly I was having actual sex. All that simping and faggotry, it makes me shudder in revulsion. Oh well, lesson well learned.

 

[PickleRickle]

Everything I did between age 17-21 involving girls was embarrassingly gay. Then I discovered that they WANTED to be treated like garbage, and suddenly I was having actual sex. All that simping and faggotry, it makes me shudder in revulsion. Oh well, lesson well learned.

That chick that I let cut my hair, I started treating her like a total nigger a few years later when she messaged me again, she was practically begging for me. Lesson learned.

 

[TheNanaDook]

“I want you to do something to me. It’s about my favorite band.”

I’m just glad she got fat. Also she was Jewish.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

That chick that I let cut my hair, I started treating her like a total nigger a few years later when she messaged me again, she was practically begging for me. Lesson learned.

Did you bang

 

[bantadant]

“I want you to do something to me. It’s about my favorite band.”

There's a band called "give my asshole head"?

 

[Dog Eater]

When I was 13 I put like $20 in this girl’s locker. No note or anything, how the fuck was she supposed to know it was from me? RETARD!

 

[PickleRickle]

Did you bang

No. She was being way too pushy and it grossed me out. One of her messages was "I want a baby and I want you to be the daddy" lol...no bullshit. Fuck off pretend-white Italian person.

 

[PickleRickle]

When I was 13 I put like $20 in this girl’s locker. No note or anything, how the fuck was she supposed to know it was from me? RETARD!

You didnt write your name on it? Fawkin amateur. Some whore was walkin around on Canada Day with a big Canadian flag as a cape, getting people to write their signatures. My one buddy basically groped her while doing it, so I called him on it, the whores like "Oh, well, you can grope me if you'd like" while lookin at it. So I wrote my name and number on her flag while goin in for a gropeski. Fuckin whore never even called.

 

[medium wyzzz]

probably gonna do some embarrassing shit to get pussy…
It’s a good cause though.

 

[RobertMewler]

I wasn't trying to woo this chick, but it was certainly cheesy and embarrassing--FOR HER. My fraternity had a party where everybody wears plain t-shirts and you could paint anything you want on somebody else's shirt. This chick was a hook-nosed gollum, so I painted the words "I'll suck the foreskin off any good goy" on her shirt. She was too drunk to realize what I had written, or too drunk to care, and nobody called me out on it because, after all, everyone wants Jews expelled from any place they infiltrate. Especially a frat party where dogs aren't welcome.

That's just being a good American.