What’s the cheesiest or most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done to woo a chick?

[PickleRickle]

Let some cunt cut my hair, thinking she would give me her cunt. Such a cucked and pathetic move for a 19 year old.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Let some cunt cut my hair, thinking she would give me her cunt. Such a cucked and pathetic move for a 19 year old.

How did the haircut turn out?

 

[PickleRickle]

How did the haircut turn out?

Horrendous, man. Had to go to a real hairdresser after.

 

[handsomeblue]

Karaoke.

When I was like 19 one big-fawkin-tits mixed chick I tried to play extreme "hard to get" by saying a deadpan no when she asked me out, expecting her to get more attracted, it didn't work in my favor... friends were saying wtf dude

Even earlier when I got my license, driving around a gal that I wanted to be with, while not being familiar with the roads of places she needed to go. Embarrassing knight in shining armor who gets lost routinely, she wasn't havin it.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I wrote a poem for a girl in the 8th grade. And by "wrote" I'm mean I scribbled some Jesus and Mary Chain lyrics on a piece of paper and gave it to her. It did not work.

I wrote an original poem, and it didn’t work either.

I would like to go back and kick the younger me’s ass.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Let some cunt cut my hair, thinking she would give me her cunt. Such a cucked and pathetic move for a 19 year old.

Did she (I shudder at this thought) try to talk to you while doing your hair?

 

[DMAN]

When I was 12 I bought an Eminem CD ....UNEDITED VERSION!!

To prove I was a total badass, I gave it to the girl I like'd for a Valentine's day gift...how fucking romantic.

I just walked up to her, said "here" and walked away. The next day she came up to me and said "I don't want this." and gave it back. I could never look her in the eye again.

Should have took a lesson from Opie and bashed that jewelcase up against the wall. Let her say something then.

 

[JamieConway]

Karaoke.

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When I was like 19 one big-fawkin-tits mixed chick I tried to play extreme "hard to get" by saying a deadpan no when she asked me out, expecting her to get more attracted, it didn't work in my favor... friends were saying wtf dude

Even earlier when I got my license, driving around a gal that I wanted to be with, while not being familiar with the roads of places she needed to go. Embarrassing knight in shining armor who gets lost routinely, she wasn't havin it.

That's something that dosen't get brought up enough...women will automatically start to think of you as beta if you're driving her and have no idea where you are going. Gps saved a lot of men.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

That's something that dosen't get brought up enough...women will automatically start to think of you as beta if you're driving her and have no idea where you are going. Gps saved a lot of men.

Are they understanding if you don't know where you're going in life?

 

[BUBBLER]

I've done all of them.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Thread number 2 tuhnight where I'm going to call the question stupid to hide my shame and have another drink.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

By the way, some free advice for the younger guys. Don't cry in front of your girlfriend. They say they want men who are "in touch with their emotions" or "not afraid to be vulnerable" but they don't. They're just repeating what movies have told them. When they actually see it, biology kicks in. Disgust spreads over their face. If you've been in a relationship with them for say over a year, and a close family member dies, you can get away with it for a day or two, but that's it. If you're blubbering over anything less serious or for longer than that, be prepared for her to start fucking someone else fairly soon.

liar Glenn Becks married to a woman

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Being a massive Faggot in 8th grade and lusting over a girl who was dating my Mexican friend. I was madly in love with this chick, I have no idea why.

Anyway I was in a big nirvana phase and wrote a letter to her saying how if I couldn’t have her then it wasn’t worth it and she told a school counselor that she thought I was gonna hurt myself. Yeah. I thought I was a tormented soul, like a heroin junky from Seattle. So what?

Needless to say, my parents were not happy when they got called in and then they found my “journal” when we got home.

I’m embarrassed just writing that.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Dude that was totally me :/

 

[PickleRickle]

Did she (I shudder at this thought) try to talk to you while doing your hair?

More like laughing into the back of my cuckhead. I should have went through with my idea of putting Nair in her shampoo bottles. That would have corrected the karmic imbalance. Fuckin whores.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

When I was 12 I bought an Eminem CD ....UNEDITED VERSION!!

To prove I was a total badass, I gave it to the girl I like'd for a Valentine's day gift...how fucking romantic.

I just walked up to her, said "here" and walked away. The next day she came up to me and said "I don't want this." and gave it back. I could never look her in the eye again.

Holy fucking lmao

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I told her I was going to kill a lobster live on the air if she didn’t come fuck me!

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

A girl's favorite color was yellow, in some project we were supposed to use our favorite color and I used yellow too
Her favorite number was 11 so that's what I'd choose too in sports

and it totally worked!

How long did you stalk her before raping?

 

[TheNanaDook]

I asked her if I could kiss her. I want to strangle my younger self.

 

[LiberalPussy]

I asked her if I could kiss her. I want to strangle my younger self.

“I want you to do something to me. It’s about my favorite band.”