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What’s the cheesiest or most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done to woo a chick?

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I wasn't trying to woo this chick, but it was certainly cheesy and embarrassing--FOR HER. My fraternity had a party where everybody wears plain t-shirts and you could paint anything you want on somebody else's shirt. This chick was a hook-nosed gollum, so I painted the words "I'll suck the foreskin off any good goy" on her shirt. She was too drunk to realize what I had written, or too drunk to care, and nobody called me out on it because, after all, everyone wants Jews expelled from any place they infiltrate. Especially a frat party where dogs aren't welcome.
 
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When I was 12 I bought an Eminem CD ....UNEDITED VERSION!!

To prove I was a total badass, I gave it to the girl I like'd for a Valentine's day gift...how fucking romantic.

I just walked up to her, said "here" and walked away. The next day she came up to me and said "I don't want this." and gave it back. I could never look her in the eye again.
 
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Being a massive Faggot in 8th grade and lusting over a girl who was dating my Mexican friend. I was madly in love with this chick, I have no idea why.

Anyway I was in a big nirvana phase and wrote a letter to her saying how if I couldn’t have her then it wasn’t worth it and she told a school counselor that she thought I was gonna hurt myself. Yeah. I thought I was a tormented soul, like a heroin junky from Seattle. So what?

Needless to say, my parents were not happy when they got called in and then they found my “journal” when we got home.

I’m embarrassed just writing that.
 
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Telling a girl who I hadn't even had sex with that I loved her. Granted, I was young, but it still gives me douche chills to think about it. Needless to say "I love you too" wasn't her reply.
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The first time I said I love you to any chick was to the single mom I was in the middle of banging. I'm such a gay mother fucker.
 
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DAT CHOP CHEE said:
When I was 12 I bought an Eminem CD ....UNEDITED VERSION!!

To prove I was a total badass, I gave it to the girl I like'd for a Valentine's day gift...how fucking romantic.

I just walked up to her, said "here" and walked away. The next day she came up to me and said "I don't want this." and gave it back. I could never look her in the eye again.
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This is truly a terrible story. I'm trying to figure out if I would have ever recovered from this.


Note - To leave no doubt my comments are made sincerely, unironically, and void of any judgment.
 
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