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What’s the cheesiest or most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done to woo a chick?
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Talk about my feelings
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I once tried to save my dying relationship via song, it was a Greek girl and I played her some cheesy 80s song and translated the lyrics in hopes she'd stay with me. She wasn't even that great! I was just such a pussy. I mentioned her before she was the super skinny one who I never really saw naked clearly.
Ugh if I could go back and shake myself and yell at me to be a man.
Ugh if I could go back and shake myself and yell at me to be a man.
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I choose to repress any past faggotry but this thread reminded me of that Wade guy who was constantly embarrassing himself chasing that mediocre bitch who looked like Bam. Miss that saga.
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Ask her about her day.
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the real embarrassment comes when you're dating a chick too good for you and they give you the boot -sniff-
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Telling a girl who I hadn't even had sex with that I loved her. Granted, I was young, but it still gives me douche chills to think about it. Needless to say "I love you too" wasn't her reply.
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Laughed at how funny they were. HA HA HA HO LEE SHIT!!
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Made her a mixtape...been married almost 21 years
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I did the same thing and then pretty much never spoke to her again out of shame
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By the way, some free advice for the younger guys. Don't cry in front of your girlfriend. They say they want men who are "in touch with their emotions" or "not afraid to be vulnerable" but they don't. They're just repeating what movies have told them. When they actually see it, biology kicks in. Disgust spreads over their face. If you've been in a relationship with them for say over a year, and a close family member dies, you can get away with it for a day or two, but that's it. If you're blubbering over anything less serious or for longer than that, be prepared for her to start fucking someone else fairly soon.
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At least none of us are this guy
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Pulled a Norton and tried brooding to get this girl to come ask "what's wrong?"
I hate threads like these, always make me remember gay shit I did.
I hate threads like these, always make me remember gay shit I did.
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Seems fake. If it isn't how did he ever hope it would work seeing that he's not even a decent singer.
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Pretended to like a band.
That band?
Lost prophets.
I had seen one of their videos but she was a real fan. She soon caught me out.
Years later I text her "I am glad I never liked that shitty band" when it all broke. She said "who is this"
We both lost that one.
That band?
Lost prophets.
I had seen one of their videos but she was a real fan. She soon caught me out.
Years later I text her "I am glad I never liked that shitty band" when it all broke. She said "who is this"
We both lost that one.
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I was thinking that I never really did anything that bad, but up until like grade 10 I told every girl I "dated" that I loved them because I just thought that's what you're supposed to do. They always reciprocated so it could've been worse, but it was totally meaningless and makes me fucking cringe thinking about it.
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When I was about 12 my first "girlfriend" told me she loved me. I dumped her. Or rather I told her friend. I didn't want any of that heavy shit. 7 years later she went missing as she ran off with a older man. They are still together now with 2 kids. She looks like the Scream mask.
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fawwwkk the mixtape was my go-to when i was 12 or 13. fawwkin douche chills.