What's something embarrassing about yourself?

[guest]

Real answers only please. Screw it we're all anonymous on this forum anyway right? I'll start us off:

I had hep c. I got it (prolly) from sharing a tattoo needle with my ex wife. Where she got it is a mystery that I don't even want to unravel (she did crank and those people aren't known for their cleanliness) I caught it early and had to take these pills called epclusa for 3 months. Now I'm cured.

I also got chlamydia 2 different times from the same girl in high school. Pussy was so good I came back and fucked that drippy pussy again. Hats off because rubbers are for fags.

Ok your turn, what's something embarrassing about you?

 

[Meownaw]

Back when da show was still on I heard Opie praise the movie Zohan so I downloaded it and couldn't make it 10 minutes in because it was so terrible.

 

[Monk]

Long time ago I bought one of these giant O&A posters on ebay:

Only put it up at one place I lived back when I had roommates. It's been sitting in a cardboard tube for 10+ years.

 

[Stent]

I read the entire first post.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I've had the clap twice too, that's rookie shit. Hep C's grim, but it's an inevitability for your people so don't feel too bad.

As for me, not so much embarrassing more unfortunate... i had a nervous breakdown years ago which resulting in me getting real bad panic attacks, i was legit agoraphobic for about a year. I still avoid public places if i can.

 

[guest]

Real answers only please. Screw it we're all anonymous on this forum anyway right? I'll start us off:

I had hep c. I got it (prolly) from sharing a tattoo needle with my ex wife. Where she got it is a mystery that I don't even want to unravel (she did crank and those people aren't known for their cleanliness) I caught it early and had to take these pills called epclusa for 3 months. Now I'm cured.

I also got chlamydia 2 different times from the same girl in high school. Pussy was so good I came back and fucked that drippy pussy again. Hats off because rubbers are for fags.

Ok your turn, what's something embarrassing about you?

Bro, you've admitted to fucking thai ladyboys and boy butt in prison. That puts what you just posted to shame.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Long time ago I bought one of these giant O&A posters on ebay:

Only put it up at one place I lived back when I had roommates. It's been sitting in a cardboard tube for 10+ years.

That Jim Norton poster is more embarrassing

 

[Monk]

That Jim Norton poster is more embarrassing

Dysfunctional with No Filter Paul and Denise – Episode 63 – Big A / Chris / Jimmy / Stevie Lew – Dysfunctional Podcast – Show Archive

I never liked faggot Norton enough to hang a poster like that on my wall. The pic is from a website for some shitty podcast NoFilter Paul used to do.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I got my weiner stuck in a toy truck when I was a small boy.

 

[guest]

I've had the clap twice too, that's rookie shit. Hep C's grim, but it's an inevitability for your people so don't feel too bad.

As for me, not so much embarrassing more unfortunate... i had a nervous breakdown years ago which resulting in me getting real bad panic attacks, i was legit agoraphobic for about a year. I still avoid public places if i can.

Clahmydea isn't the clap, gonorrhea is. Chlamydia is the drip.

 

[guest]

Bro, you've admitted to fucking thai ladyboys and boy butt in prison. That puts what you just posted to shame.

Technically false, because I'm not ashamed of anything I've done sexually. I'm openly bi. You know WK likes to stir the pot like that

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Clahmydea isn't the clap, gonorrhea is. Chlamydia is the drip.

Ho lee shit! your right, we've always referred to chlamydia as clap here. What a bunch of retards we are.

 

[guest]

Ho lee shit! your right, we've always referred to chlamydia as clap here. What a bunch of retards we are.

I've heard the clap hurts like hell. I've never had it but my friend I was going to college with got it and he knew he had it immediately because when he went into the bar to take a piss everyone heard him scream.

 

[EraGodless]

How much time do you have, buddy?

The time I was suspended from Baylor University

The time I had my multiple teaching certificates revoked because I had an altercation with a faggot ass armed security guard?

Or that my one and only marriage lasted 90 days (my wife was 7 months pregnant at the time).

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Come on guys, so far the only embarrassing fact here is the O&A poster (kudos to that guy for revealing). An STD is gross but can just as well be interpreted as you being a cool guy who sleeps around a lot. Reveal some faggy insecurites or something gross that doesn't have to do with straight sex.

 

[guest]

Come on guys, so far the only embarrassing fact here is the O&A poster (kudos to that guy for revealing). An STD is gross but can just as well be interpreted as you being a cool guy who sleeps around a lot. Reveal some faggy insecurites or something gross that doesn't have to do with straight sex.

 

[guest]

I'll do another one (because fuck it I'm tipsy and idgaf)

I used to road dog for that band mindless self indulgence. Like I would go to every single show up and down the East Coast back in the mid-2000s. Liking a shitty band is one thing, but now that the pedophilia accusations against the lead singer is out... That makes it way more embarrassing.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Got hammered when I was 16 at a Quinciñera for a chick I was fawkin’ head over heels for. Earlier that year I managed to feel her tits (B cups, not too bad) and got my fingers wet while we were watching tv at my house. Fast forward to me thinking I had game (after getting led on for months) and I sneak some vodka cranberries at her birthday, dressed in a suit, and I stumble up onto the stage at this banquet hall where all her gifts are. People are mingling and talking, etc. I proceed to lose my balance and fall into the table, knocking it off the stage and falling on top of it all. This was before any dinner / food was served so I was zooted within the first 2 hours.

My dad grabbed me and drug me out of the place, I puked all over his truck on the way home, and had to wash it the next morning.

I texted this broad for at least a week afterwards and was baffled as to why she wouldn’t go on a date with me.

 

[guest]

Got hammered when I was 16 at a Quinciñera for a chick I was fawkin’ head over heels for. Earlier that year I managed to feel her tits (B cups, not too bad) and got my fingers wet while we were watching tv at my house. Fast forward to me thinking I had game (after getting led on for months) and I sneak some vodka cranberries at her birthday, dressed in a suit, and I stumble up onto the stage at this banquet hall where all her gifts are. People are mingling and talking, etc. I proceed to lose my balance and fall into the table, knocking it off the stage and falling on top of it all. This was before any dinner / food was served so I was zooted within the first 2 hours.

My dad grabbed me and drug me out of the place, I puked all over his truck on the way home, and had to wash it the next morning.

I texted this broad for at least a week afterwards and was baffled as to why she wouldn’t go on a date with me.

Oh bro... I'm so sorry. That shit HURTS when you're young man.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Oh bro... I'm so sorry. That shit HURTS when you're young man.

Meh it was alright, I laugh every time I think about it now.
Probably the most embarrassing part is that I actually wore a seersucker suit from goodwill to this party and looked like a total fucking retard before any of this happened.
Ya live ya learn.