I have coworkers who take their birthdays off. Baby boy needs his special day. Blecch
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What are your Florentine “what are you, 5?” opinions?
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Yes, they now make and sell coloring books for adults. I blame the “painting with a twist” or whatever they call those wine and paint by numbers nights.
Where do you work that grown adults do that?
In rehab, people were super into them. There was this one guy who'd have his family send him specialized super detailed books. He almost got his ass kicked by my rehab friend bc we wouldn't turn down the volume on the TV and it was distracting him. I hated that guy.
Funko Pops - I just don’t get it. They all look the same and very cheap but I think they aren’t as big as were a couple years ago.
I’ve only done that if I can make a 3 day weekend out of it. No point if it’s in the middle of the week.
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I've heard some of the logic behind getting into them in the first place is because they make figurines for franchises that never had them otherwise. On the other hand, it would take a serious manchild to feel the need to buy toys from every franchise he likes into his adult years.
I remember reading some articles about enormous amounts of unsold Funko Pops going into landfills, too. They're also showing up at discount stores like Five Below and Big Lots all the time, now. Only the biggest faggots want these ugly things.
I’ve seen those videos too - places like wal mart have them all in the discount area and can’t sell them.
Do you think the people who are into Funko now are mad at their boomer parents ruining their inheritance with beanie babies?
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I've got one retard coworker that calls it "his b-day week" and takes the whole week off. Fuckin loser.
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Tattoos. "I want a cool picture on my arm." Yeah, I'm sure you won't regret this in a day or two. They'd be better off wearing the temporary ones like a 5 year old.
Pure class. I like to annoy people by exclusively writing in it
This guy I know married a girl who gives herself an entire birthday MONTH, and on her actual birthday, she wears a tiara and a sash. She's like forty-one now. She loves Lana Del Rey, and she cries a lot.
I wish my penmanship was good enough to still write in cursive, as I'd do it exclusively just to annoy people too. Like my signature, which has evolved into a lavish, grand spectacle that looks nothing like my name at all and is completely unreadable, yet unmistakably mine. People hate it, but fuck what they think. But when I write in cursive now, it just degenerates into squiggles. My printing is pretty bad now too, it looks like the gang graffiti you see on train cars.
I keep mine fresh by keeping a journal and writing shit down by hand as much as possible.
he's on "GUTFELD" right now (FUCK YOU...SOMETIMES KENNEDY IS ON)
anyway, can Kat Timpf gain 40lbs
also, she's not an eating disorder chick, she's just one of those naturally small women
anyway, can Kat Timpf gain 40lbs
also, she's not an eating disorder chick, she's just one of those naturally small women
My birthday falls on my regular day off this year, but my work started this thing where we get PTO for it and I haven't taken time off since August, so I'm fawken taking a day. It'll end up being 4-5 days off. 12 hour shifts are gay.
My ex gave me a Funko Pop as a gift once. I broke up with her.
My ex gave me a Funko Pop as a gift once. I broke up with her.
Taking photos
I'm not talking about travelling to a nice place with loved ones and a camera. I'm talking meeting up for a drink with a buddy and he gets his phone and takes a selfie because he wants to post it on social media within the next minute.
People who express their emotions too. Especially on a night out when you want to get some pussy and relax, you gotta hear faggot friend talk through his existential crisis instead. And I say "people" because I include women in this as well.
Last one - anyone who can't handle their drink is, in my view, 5. Whether it be men getting depressed, or women crying, why can't these faggots barely drink a Coors Light and keep it together? Fuck I'm so glad I don't have any friends anymore.
I'm not talking about travelling to a nice place with loved ones and a camera. I'm talking meeting up for a drink with a buddy and he gets his phone and takes a selfie because he wants to post it on social media within the next minute.
People who express their emotions too. Especially on a night out when you want to get some pussy and relax, you gotta hear faggot friend talk through his existential crisis instead. And I say "people" because I include women in this as well.
Last one - anyone who can't handle their drink is, in my view, 5. Whether it be men getting depressed, or women crying, why can't these faggots barely drink a Coors Light and keep it together? Fuck I'm so glad I don't have any friends anymore.
What about shit hand writing that's basically a personal form of cursive?