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What are your Florentine “what are you, 5?” opinions?

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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Abso fucking lutely. The fuck is up with that shit?

But hobbies? Really? "That guy's such a child, he has interests other than work, food, and Young Sheldon"
No, child, thaT diD noT occuR.

What I meant to say was people who have instant gratification types of hobbies (capeshit, painting faggy starships, etc.)

Hobbies for the most part are great.
 

ミスタースパーコル

Do the JewWario!
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Shit handwriting / inability to write in cursive.
My handwriting is nuclear grade disgusting.
Before I entered middle school my mom tried to actively unfuck it. At the end of the school year I was surprised to find out it worked because I got a paper back from the very beginning that you could actually read but over time I devolved into my native handwriting. I don't know what I did. I was in middle school so presumably I was writing all the time.
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My native handwriting stance is "lateral quadrupod" which is the "autistic retard" stance.
You actually colored books? They made us do that in rehab. I refused and wasn't allowed my phonecalls.
Adort coloring books are inferior to doodling even if you're shit at it like I am.
Ketchup IS for children.
Unsweeted ketchup (why isn't that the default?) is PFG.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️subscribe to the bon-fire❤️
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Prioritizing excessive heat over flavor in hot sauces. Take a bullet if you want to look tough, nobody thinks you're cool for dumping Dave's Insanity all over your food. This is kinda lame, but all the good ones have been mentioned already.
If you have to sign a waiver to buy it then there’s a zero percent chance that you enjoy the flavor. It’s like wearing shorts when it’s 10 degrees below zero. No one is impressed that you can tough it out.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Pope of Sandwich Village
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Eating chicken tenders as a grown man.

Energy drinks.

Instant gratification shit / hobbies.

Shit handwriting / inability to write in cursive.
I'm the only person I know under the age of 70 who writes in cursive. People act like it's a faggy trait I have. My printing looks like a retard did it and my cursive is perfect.
 
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