Abso fucking lutely. The fuck is up with that shit?
But hobbies? Really? "That guy's such a child, he has interests other than work, food, and Young Sheldon"
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What are your Florentine “what are you, 5?” opinions?
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But hobbies? Really? "That guy's such a child, he has interests other than work, food, and Young Sheldon"
Energy drinks are for faggots who want fruity sugary slop and can’t stand to drink a real mans upper - Coffee.
No, child, thaT diD noT occuR.
What I meant to say was people who have instant gratification types of hobbies (capeshit, painting faggy starships, etc.)
Hobbies for the most part are great.
Star Wars. God help me if I ever date another man who loves that shit.
Disney anything. Especially the fucking weirdos who go as adults without kids.
Wearing pajamas and Crocs in public.
Disney anything. Especially the fucking weirdos who go as adults without kids.
Wearing pajamas and Crocs in public.
you mothafu....
Lol loser
Brodozer lifted trucks or lowered cars. Niggered up dope boy cars. Crotch rocket motorcycles. Skateboards and one-wheels. And doodle-fag tattoos.
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Prioritizing excessive heat over flavor in hot sauces. Take a bullet if you want to look tough, nobody thinks you're cool for dumping Dave's Insanity all over your food. This is kinda lame, but all the good ones have been mentioned already.
cachorro
Marrying @NewJersey.gov - what are ya, 5?
Filming videos where you give people doing the right thing(leaving carts far away from the corrals) a bunch of shit and putting it on the internet.
My handwriting is nuclear grade disgusting.
Before I entered middle school my mom tried to actively unfuck it. At the end of the school year I was surprised to find out it worked because I got a paper back from the very beginning that you could actually read but over time I devolved into my native handwriting. I don't know what I did. I was in middle school so presumably I was writing all the time.
My native handwriting stance is "lateral quadrupod" which is the "autistic retard" stance.
Adort coloring books are inferior to doodling even if you're shit at it like I am.
Unsweeted ketchup (why isn't that the default?) is PFG.
Skateboarding is for children? You’ve gone too fuckin far, NiggerMan!
i like sugar and i like tea but i dont like niggers no sire
Being ugly and trying to polish the turd in form of being fashionable, using beauty product and services or surgery.
What am I, a five?
What am I, a five?
Having sex with Anthony Cumia
If you have to sign a waiver to buy it then there’s a zero percent chance that you enjoy the flavor. It’s like wearing shorts when it’s 10 degrees below zero. No one is impressed that you can tough it out.
So all rehabs are the same huh? When we had arts and crafts I just went the fuck to sleep
I'd flirt with the counselors during the day. I eventually managed to get a cute blonde to show me her bareass so I could jerk off to her later. Another one had me almost arrested after I continually asked if I could smell her twat. It was court appointed rehab before I went away so I didn't give a fuck.
Mr. Fuck
I am down to make fun of Star Wars and its stupid fans anytime, anywhere.
I'm the only person I know under the age of 70 who writes in cursive. People act like it's a faggy trait I have. My printing looks like a retard did it and my cursive is perfect.