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Jerking it with no spit or lube.
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What are your Florentine “what are you, 5?” opinions?
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My teacher really motherfucked me on the handwriting. I used to switch my pen hand when I was learning to write and even though I favored my left that cunt Mrs Morris forced me to be a righty so I didn't smudge my work. Then the rest of my teachers wondered why my handwriting was so disgusting and made me use triangular pencils for retards instead of just saying "try with your left".
I don't know what her fucking problem was but I do remember her taking the time to point out that the ancient romans thought left handedness was linked to innate evil.
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What are you, 30?
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Listening to heavy metal music
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Goddamnit that was such an awful trend. Wife has a stack of those worthless paintings in our storage unit.
“Well what if the kids want them” they don’t care about a beach that you & 12 other cunts painted at Melissa’s bachelorette party.
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I got a buddy who works in manufacturing that works 3 12s and gets paid for 40 hours for working that shift. I'd do that in a heartbeat. I regularly worked 13-15 hours anyway when I was in da food business
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You haven’t had a day off since August? What the fuck do you do?
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Yeah I’m glad it died out, it was so lame and I bet made a lot of women believe they’re a great artist and wasted money on painting supplies. MM Schill is still doing it and expects people to pay her hundreds of dollars for it. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what inspired that fat Florida fake Asian dope.
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I think he means that he hasn’t used vacation time or a sick day since August.
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'memba string art? For two solid years, you could just show up with a piece of firewood straight off the planer and a handful of finishing nails, all sins instantly forgiven.
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gee thanks buddy! Yeah, I know that’s what he was saying….Thats an insane amount of time to not take a personal day unless he just started working there and is under some type of conditional period.
The only appropriate breakfast is coffee and a cigarette
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It's perfectly fine to enjoy chicken tenders as an adult. Who can say no to these Nashville-style hot tenders from Dave's?
However, if you refer to them as "tendies," then you're a certifiable faggot.
Women don't count
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All in wit da Nashville hot
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Personally, I take a mental health day every Monday and by Thursday I’m out with Covid. You can never be too careful.
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My mom does that but it's on purpose. She can write legibly if she needs to but if she's taking notes she writes in these retarded little squiggles that she can read but no one else can.
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Killswitch Engage is a band for highschool girls who pretend to like metal because their boyfriends do.Listening to heavy metal music
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Your mom wrote me a letter saying that her and your father discuss how your flow isn't dope and you're a shitty golfer.