We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

HOLY SHIT. HES PAT.

“Respected retired game industry alumni”

 

[guest]

I’m wondering if some of his “software test engineer” positions actually mean he was a video game tester. Years ago I had two roommates in LA that did this and was just playing video games and marking any mistakes. Sounds fun but pays shit. Would also explain the contract work / NDA since you’re usually on by a per project length of time and have to sign NDA’s related to the game.

Now he's claiming that all his super secret stuff came before 2005 because we found his linkedin. So he did all this crazy secret hacking/security stuff...and then became a call center supervisor and a video game tester.

Whatever, this was fun but I wasted more time than I usually do on here. Although if he was a l33t as he claims to be, he should have just nuked the site. But I'm sure he'll have some story about RICO and evidence and blah blah blah even though he already admitted to "hacking" the admin panel. Not sure why an Infosec SME would admit to a crime on Twitter but whatever.

 

[Turk February]

Love Mullen

He is quite funny, however, he sometimes gets carried away on the subjects of race and gender identity. Fun is fun, but sometimes these things can do a lot more harm than we mean them to.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

LOL, he is the same height as pat but claims to weigh less than pat. In photos he has at least 50lbs on pat.

 

[Clint Ruin]

We've got a real life tough guy, folks.

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He's literally Pat. Who he claims to weigh less than

Why do these internet tough guys think 6' tall is intimidating

 

[SFWA liaison]

BMI is not a percentage

that height:weight combo is a 29.4 BMI, 30 being the threshold for obesity

he's way bigger than 217lbs

low IQ hippo

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

 

[guest]

 

[guest]

Shane "Choke em and poke em" Nokes is a bad hombre and his horse is the ugliest you've ever seen.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This guy is going to earn a great nickname soon. I can just feel it.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

Now he's claiming that all his super secret stuff came before 2005 because we found his linkedin. So he did all this crazy secret hacking/security stuff...and then became a call center supervisor and a video game tester.

but he's also retired at 40, which means he was an info sec expert at like 22?

not to say savants like that don't exist - https://pjreddie.com/static/Redmon Resume.pdf

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Now he's claiming that all his super secret stuff came before 2005 because we found his linkedin. So he did all this crazy secret hacking/security stuff...and then became a call center supervisor and a video game tester.

Whatever, this was fun but I wasted more time than I usually do on here. Although if he was a l33t as he claims to be, he should have just nuked the site. But I'm sure he'll have some story about RICO and evidence and blah blah blah even though he already admitted to "hacking" the admin panel. Not sure why an Infosec SME would admit to a crime on Twitter but whatever.

Lol I mean I'm not an expert here but my first thought was "if he had access to the site how did he not blow away all the logins and kick admin out and leave the site broken until admin can recover it like how kiwi goes down all the time and has to be fixed because that would have been a win for Patrick"

Again. Not an NSA Q level hacker like this manatee lover.

I think I hate this guy more than Patrick and I'll redirect my Nikki self defence murder funds to his fat wife if she can get out of bed and into the living room without the fire department using lifting straps and removing a wall.

 

[The Greaseman]

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BMI is not a percentage

that height:weight combo is a 29.4 BMI, 30 being the threshold for obesity

he's way bigger than 217lbs

low IQ hippo

Legpress

 

[SFWA liaison]

they're not designed to be seen by anyone either, I'm sorry you guys are too stupid to get it yet ha ha ha!


no wonder so many fatties threw a fit when Musk added viewcounts lol

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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BMI is not a percentage

that height:weight combo is a 29.4 BMI, 30 being the threshold for obesity

he's way bigger than 217lbs

low IQ hippo

Leg press 800 pounds yet small flabby arms like pig. It’s amazing how they’re so alike, they’re both losers yet have convinced themselves they are super hero’s

 

[guest]

Retiring before you're 40 really isn't much of a brag when you don't have money to live on and have to go on the dole

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

This guy is fun.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

So. Much. Perfidy.

 

[guest]

they're not designed to be seen by anyone either, I'm sorry you guys are too stupid to get it yet ha ha ha!
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no wonder so many fatties threw a fit when Musk added viewcounts lol

He keeps making these vague ERock-like statements. I scrolled his followers and following and while I admittedly didn't look very hard, I didn't see any Feds/hackers/Infosec people in either list. Lots of gamers though.

He reminds me of the Navy Seal copypasta from Reddit. Is there an eleet hacker copypasta? He's checking all the boxes.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I guess that I would also be this irritable and delusional if I were to fat to wipe properly too, and consequently carried constant foul foulage in my ass.

I bet he and his beast of burden wife are renters, too.