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I think his cunt hippo wife told him to knock it off or she'll not share the ice cream tub
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He just stole Rick's wait for the knock gimick.View attachment 103091
I think his cunt hippo wife told him to knock it off or she'll not share the ice cream tub
Do da bit!View attachment 103091
I think his cunt hippo wife told him to knock it off or she'll not share the ice cream tub
Well, I for one don’t like him or his crummy attitude!This fat monster hasn't had a single like that didn't come from someone here in hours, if ever.
"here's the part where none of my bullshit phased them, so I slink away and pretend it's because I won"View attachment 103091
I think his cunt hippo wife told him to knock it off or she'll not share the ice cream tub
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I think his cunt hippo wife told him to knock it off or she'll not share the ice cream tub
Come on man, now we really are going to get shut down with language like that. Watch what you say. This guy has his FBI and Secret Service buddies watching us. They’re from Canada, you wouldn’t know them.Well, I for one don’t like him or his crummy attitude!
I heard he's got law enforcement connections in Niagra Falls.Come on man, now we really are going to get shut down with language like that. Watch what you say. This guy has his FBI and Secret Service buddies watching us. They’re from Canada, you wouldn’t know them.
Niagara FalseI heard he's got law enforcement connections in Niagra Falls.
Well I’ll agree with that, it’s not funny to hurt others.He is quite funny, however, he sometimes gets carried away on the subjects of race and gender identity. Fun is fun, but sometimes these things can do a lot more harm than we mean them to.
You can install VMWare Workstation/VirtualBox/Hyper-V (not sure about this one) on a PC and have a hypervisor. Or even Windows Virtual PC.he has lots of old posts on IT help forums from around 2003-2009. he has a PC build on his blog from around 2014 and talks about it handling a hypervisor. none of that is really related to security. IMO he may have been a promising sysadmin at one point but probably got dragged down by who cares xbox jobs. if you're in helpdesk and you don't get out of it within a year or two you'll end up like this shane fella here
Your tone makes me think you doubt the veracity of his claims.He really said early hes worked with the secret service and was putting bad guys away all day to the point he had ptsd but also went personally to each sentencing so he could watch the bad guys cry and lose their freedom while he laughed and everyone clapped for him and his work saving the world like he does every week.
Pour one out for poor torquefergusonSomeone called this earlier. The NDA thing. Can't remember who it was.
I actually have worked in IT for decades and I do some Infosec stuff. Let's look at his resume from LinkedIn
2005-2007 - Call Center Supervisor
2008 - Testing Associate (MS contract job) - He worked on the video game Fable. Not an Infosec job
2010 - 2011 - Jr Software Test Engineer (another MS contract job) - worked on the Xbox Live team. I guess maybe that's technically some Infosec stuff but Jr Software Test Engineer isn't an Infosec job title I've ever heard of.
2011 - Tier 3 Xbox Hardware Support (another MS contract job)- Not an Infosec job
2012 - Business Intelligence Analyst (Yet another MS contract job) - Not an Infosec job
2014-2016 Retail Product Advisor (His only actual Microsoft job) - Not an Infosec job.
I don't see anywhere in here that shows that he has decades of work in Infosec/cybersecurity. There one gap in there of about 2 years. I guess that's what he's claiming is his top secret 31337 MS Infosec job that he had to sign an NDA for. And he did such a good job apparently that they moved him to a Retail Product Advisor after 2 years.
Seems a little sus to me.
And he apparently did this at the age of 22, or did it much later in life and his super agent buddies had him sign an NDA so he can’t reveal what it was that he did, but didn’t assign him a cover story that he could put on his résumé so it’s not suspicious, while he openly brags about working for them even though he signed an NDA, or he was just too stupid to think of résumé filler that he could fake even though he’s smart enough to work with secret agents and be their hero.He really said early hes worked with the secret service and was putting bad guys away all day to the point he had ptsd but also went personally to each sentencing so he could watch the bad guys cry and lose their freedom while he laughed and everyone clapped for him and his work saving the world like he does every week.
They're under NDA. You can't see them.He keeps making these vague ERock-like statements. I scrolled his followers and following and while I admittedly didn't look very hard, I didn't see any Feds/hackers/Infosec people in either list. Lots of gamers though.
He reminds me of the Navy Seal copypasta from Reddit. Is there an eleet hacker copypasta? He's checking all the boxes.
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