Welp, I'm leaving Massachusetts for the first time

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
this is such 🧢
your generation
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You're like the Masshole version of WingsofRedemption. Guy didn't leave the state of South Carolina until he went to Mexico to get some bootleg lap band surgery. There's an old clip of him explaining that he can't leave the state until he gets his passport and everyone laughs at him.

I just can't believe you never even wandered into any of the other New England states.
 
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