Welp, I'm leaving Massachusetts for the first time

[aRTie02150]

"I've never had alcohol in my life, I'll start with a bottle of Bacardi 151, please."

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Can you ride elephants in India? Does anyone know?

They’re like yellow cabs over there.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Why is everyone so shocked by this? It's not even the weirdest thing about me

I get this, I didn’t even fly anywhere until my 20’s.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You’re gonna have fun when there’s a mob of Indians coming up to take pictures with the white dude. I went to Kolhapur for a wedding and it got on my fawkin nerves. Wore a turban and everything

Maybe they were just trying to cancel you via photography.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I get this, I didn’t even fly anywhere until my 20’s.

Aren't you just entering your mid-twenties, zoomerfag?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Aren't you just entering your mid-twenties, zoomerfag?

Late 20’s, whaaayy?

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Nigga it's India. You can pretty much do anything except visit that Sentinel Island.

Lets go to that Island and slut out their bitches

 

[not that Jack Horner]

I never had any reason to.

this is such

 

[aRTie02150]

Lets go to that Island and slut out their bitches

They're probably very unattractive.

 

[Papa Goldendick]

Mind your Ps and Qs while you're over there, you wouldn't want to be deemed a Masshole

 

[not that Jack Horner]

They're probably very unattractive.

so?

they probably smell and got hairy pussies too

this isn’t about “pleasure”

people didnt climb Everest cause it “felt good”

your generation blows

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

this is such

Huh?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

this is such

your generation

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Huh?

you had plenty of reason to leave your shitty state

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

you had plenty of reason to leave your shitty state

Then why didn't I, pal?

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Then why didn't I, pal?

no idea

if i had to guess, you probably got some kinda mental illness

 

[not that Jack Horner]

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[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

no idea

if i had to guess, you probably got some kinda mental illness

Do I?

 

[mach2269]

Why is everyone so shocked by this? It's not even the weirdest thing about me

go on

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

You're like the Masshole version of WingsofRedemption. Guy didn't leave the state of South Carolina until he went to Mexico to get some bootleg lap band surgery. There's an old clip of him explaining that he can't leave the state until he gets his passport and everyone laughs at him.

I just can't believe you never even wandered into any of the other New England states.