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Pats eyes are darting all over the place while Niki talks, he’s nervous as shit that she will fuck up
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Do you not feel like that whenever you get a peek of those plump beefers?I feel like I’ve seen the face of God himself
100%. Just like in that Pretend podcast, they are feeding them key talking points to focus on like Javier asking out of the blue whether the MPD have kicked the door down.Niki is all in with this to get a pay day from the city.
He's so embarassed about the lien lol“As if moving doesn’t cost TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS”
Where have we heard this before…
Holy shit!! New footage! This is the first time we’ve seen this, right?Holy shit
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And when they do they stutter and say “almost” and “they threatened to kick the door down!” Yet you’re saying out of 43 times they haven’t put a scratch on your door? I think the police even know what they’re trying to pull.100%. Just like in that Pretend podcast, they are feeding them key talking points to focus on like Javier asking out of the blue whether the MPD have kicked the door down.
Hooly fucking shit. How was he not arrested for assault on an officer? Also, freudian slip on filing a lawsuit against the MPD. I'd love to know when this happened. Oh the irony if Torswats outed him right after this. There's no way the MPD doesn't know he was behind all of these.Holy shit
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Man I can't wait for the 24th. This is a bit of what's to come. A lil tasteHooly fucking shit. How was he not arrested for assault on an officer? Also, freudian slip on filing a lawsuit against the MPD. I'd love to know when this happened. Oh the irony if Torswats outed him right after this. There's no way the MPD doesn't know he was behind all of these.
Either he thinks that Or He is thinking of bringing a lawsuit against MPD, waiting for a million dollar payday.This dumb nigger really thinks every media appearance he does strengthens his case that he doesn’t have to owe Quasi….somehow
a 1000% on the money, sir.Plus Niki said the police are coming to kill her, they kept doing this in hopes they get assaulted / roughed up so they could do the police brutality route and sue the city. Just like others have done for major pay days.
The problem with that sweetie is that they already sorted this out. They have a guy who's most likely unarmed just knocking and asking to see if Pat and Niki are okay. Their problem was solved months ago and they're still doing this crazy media tour.“Every police department should have policies, procedures, and training around swatting”
Niki is in on it, this is there angle for a suit against the city and to get attention for police reform and a big time police lawyer (like Ben Krump) to take their case for a big pay day.
You could 100% throw together lib buzzwords to craft why Patrick isn’t important. Example…So we gonna clip that 90 seconds and try and make it go viral as an example of white privilege?
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