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BoomerSperg

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IANAL = I (was discharged from the military for receiving money, goods and services in exchange for) ANAL

All kidding aside:
(currytits listed this twice)
https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/47/223
No one here is guilty of these. Even the people who text pat, which I would never do. If patrick didn't reply then there could be a case made, as his lawyers probably explained to him many hundreds, perhaps thousands of times. Of course if he didn't reply then people wouldn't text him.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Some side notes from someone who doesn’t know dick about the law
18 USC 2261A (Stalking) doesn’t apply because this forum itself does not and cannot be used to communicate with Patrick. In fact, one of the biggest rules is that you cannot harass or condone harassing him here, or get banned. He’s free to never look here. There is also no evidence that anyone here places him in reasonable fear of the death.
Nor can it apply to any person. Look at Nadolski and see how his situation compares to the law as described here.

1.) Whoever travels…with the intent to…injure, harass, intimidate…another person, and in the course of, or as a result of, such travel or presence engages in conduct that—
(A)places that person in reasonable fear of the death of, or serious bodily injury to that person
(B) causes, attempts to cause, or would be reasonably expected to cause substantial emotional distress to a person…

Nadolski traveled to Wisconsin after harassing Pat and intimidating him. In doing this he placed Pat in reasonable fear for his safety and caused him emotional distress. And he couldn’t even get a restraining order against BDA. How about Dan? The guys travelled to Milwuakee and walked outside Patricks goddamn house filming it. Yet no charges against Dan despite his full info being out there.
18 USC 875 has to do with telecommunications involving kidnap extortion and threats of bodily injury. Yet again, there is no substantiated evidence that anyone here has engaged in such conduct.
I would say not even. The law she cited here mentions specific examples:
a.) ransom
b.) extortion through threats of physical harm
c.) genuine threats such as kidnapping or murder
d.) extortion through threats of property or reputation

Pat hasn’t even alleged these things. He’s never been held for ransom and never been extorted. The only thing that would apply would be C, threats, but this doesn’t cover “you’re fat” texts. That is not me saying you should text Pat because other federal or state laws could apply. But whatever shes citing here is useless.
18 USC 371 is Conspiracy to Defraud the United States. Holy shit Wacky Jackie might actually be 50 IQ.
I’m genuinely trying to figure how she could link this and this is all I can piece together:

“The statute is broad enough in its terms to include any conspiracy for the purpose of impairing, obstructing, or defeating the lawful functions of any department of government.”

So maybe she could be referring to how the SWATting calls impede on the MPD / FBI’s jobs? But once again, we don’t do that here. So that wouldn’t be applicable to the forum. Only the SWATter who doesn’t seem to be here anyway.
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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I'm so sorry, Jackie.
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maybe if you @ the Sultan on Twitter he'll help out? pretend to be arab this time
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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“The statute is broad enough in its terms to include any conspiracy for the purpose of impairing, obstructing, or defeating the lawful functions of any department of government.”
I mean literally by this weird interpretation of the definition, Pat would be defrauding the US by skipping his debtors exams and ducking court summons.
 

BoomerSperg

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Nadolski traveled to Wisconsin after harassing Pat and intimidating him. In doing this he placed Pat in reasonable fear for his safety and caused him emotional distress. And he couldn’t even get a restraining order against BDA. How about Dan? The guys travelled to Milwuakee and walked outside Patricks goddamn house filming it. Yet no charges against Dan despite his full info being out there.
I don't think that would even hold up in court.

When someone replies back that anyone who shows up will be 'neutralized immediately, child' does it sound like they're afraid, or looking forward to the confrontation?

As the honorable magistrate told patrick in not so many words, its just a case of two retards talking shit.
 

CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
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Well it sucks to not be a lawyer. BACK TO OBSCURITY (and shitting on the street) WITH YOU! Nah for real tho Jackie, ill post a face doxx of myself and my real email:

[email protected]


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This guy being brought into always makes me cry tears whenever I think about it. Something about his nigger killing defiant face.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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I admire the people picking apart how the statutes don’t apply, not that you’re taxing your brains because Jackie is so fucking dumb and she’s making a lazy threat, not even an argument.

Anyhow, I’m stuck on “single-purpose.” There are multiple, active forums, including one that is called “Off Topic” and is athematic.

Jackie, you are the epitome of loud and wrong. You’re also fat and ugly and above all, STUPID.

Also OTH
Also a mom whose kid lives a medium-length plane ride away
 

Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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I mean literally by this weird interpretation of the definition, Pat would be defrauding the US by skipping his debtors exams and ducking court summons.
I thought that too. If they want to get over broad in apploying (see what I did there) the law, it would likely ensnare Pat the easiest.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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18 USC 2261A (Stalking) doesn’t apply because this forum itself does not and cannot be used to communicate with Patrick. In fact, one of the biggest rules is that you cannot harass or condone harassing him here, or get banned. He’s free to never look here. There is also no evidence that anyone here places him in reasonable fear of death.
Ah; but what if Pat's enlarged and grease-clogged heart had an account here?
 
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