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Uh oh, Jackie just pinned a new tweet

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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TorqueWheeler

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She’s very stupid and smelly
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If we’re all such stupid morons how come nobody here has been found guilty of the many crimes you claim we’ve committed? Hell, she claimed time was up almost 6 months ago.

Jackie hates us and the Kiwi’s because her ego is so big she can’t handle having groups of people laughing at her on two Internet forums she can’t shut down. With twitter she can block everyone she doesn’t like and go full IM TELLING!!! and report anything she doesn’t like. KF has much more heat due to being involved with allegedly actual crimes on but we’re just a little forum that people visit to have some laughs at public figures (and forum users) and have general discussions.

I know Dandy Dan isn’t everyone’s cup of tea but he put it well recently - separate the SWAT claims (which everyone here thinks the swat thing is stupid, whoever doing it should stop, and is not funny) and what you have is a comedy forum. We happen to use a good amount of “inappropriate language” but we can because this isn’t twitter, Facebook, etc.

TLDR Jackie is wacky and fat.
God I really hope this dude she thinks is Quasi sues the fucking shit out of her. Absolutely pathetic and smelly cunt.

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Spending plenty of quality time with your kids, Jackie?
 
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Uncle Anthony Cumia

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Yeah maybe Quasi has someone familiar with the law in his family ....
He must have a fortune, he lives in Gaithersburg, Maryland for gods sake. Probably banging both of his mistresses in the apartments he’s renting for them in Takoma Park as we speak.

He has the kind of money where he can toss a stack of cash at a lawsuit and make it disappear is what I’m sayin. Jackie couldn’t afford to rent a one bedroom mother in law suite in Gaithersburg, let alone own a whole house there.

Gaithersburg is everything you imagine about the Maryland side of the DC suburbs. It’s wealthy, obnoxiously so, full of lifestyle centers and large park spaces, schools are amazing, and everyone that lives there isn’t actually from Maryland originally. Lots of Bureaucrats, doctors, lawyers and CEO’s live there.
 
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Gaithersburg is everything you imagine about the Maryland side of the DC suburbs. It’s wealthy, obnoxiously so, full of lifestyle centers and large park spaces, schools are amazing, and everyone that lives there isn’t actually from Maryland originally. Lots of Bureaucrats, doctors, lawyers and CEO’s live there.
This feels personal
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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I liken it to Newport Beach, CA without the beach lol. Newport is also obnoxiously wealthy, and the place you’d aspire to live in and raise your children in if you can afford it. Gaithersburg is a beautiful community, drop dead georgeous. Median home price clocks in at just under a Mil. $990,670.
 

SFWA liaison

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God I really hope this dude she thinks is Quasi sues the fucking shit out of her. Absolutely pathetic and smelly cunt.
the school could also do it since she's dragging them into it and making specific comments about how parents would feel if they knew their children were under his care.

she's not very bright.
 

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Doesn’t John Gibney III live in Oman?

Anyway, her recent tweets starting with the one that kicked this thread off make me hope that Jason, her boyfriend and father of her two bastards, is home. Those children won’t be fed or washed otherwise. She’s absolutely in rapt conversation with the microwave right now.

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Phish

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The kiwi who made that autistic masterpiece about torswats confronted her yesterday on X. He asked her to account for how she could use his material from KF while also calling for that site to be shut down. She responded, “To lure people like you.”

He responded appropriately, by dismissing her.

Won’t be the last time that happens to you this week, Jax0m!

Fat.
 
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He must have a fortune, he lives in Gaithersburg, Maryland for gods sake. Probably banging both of his mistresses in the apartments he’s renting for them in Takoma Park as we speak.

He has the kind of money where he can toss a stack of cash at a lawsuit and make it disappear is what I’m sayin. Jackie couldn’t afford to rent a one bedroom mother in law suite in Gaithersburg, let alone own a whole house there.

Gaithersburg is everything you imagine about the Maryland side of the DC suburbs. It’s wealthy, obnoxiously so, full of lifestyle centers and large park spaces, schools are amazing, and everyone that lives there isn’t actually from Maryland originally. Lots of Bureaucrats, doctors, lawyers and CEO’s live there.
You know who is from Gaithersburg? Judah Friedlander, who as we know was a frequent guest on Opie and Anthony and a huge fan.

Pretty sure the two at least know eachother.
 

Phish

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The kiwi who made that autistic masterpiece about torswats confronted her yesterday on X. He asked her to account for how she could use his material from KF while also calling for that site to be shut down. She responded, “To lure people like you.”

He responded appropriately, by dismissing her.

Won’t be the last time that happens to you this week, Jax0m!

Fat.
It’s because Josh talked about her/the situation on MATI yesterday. Bet noone would have even known if he didnt bring it up.
 
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