Torque Wheeler VS Pest Control (This is how Patrick talks to normal people 😂😂😂) ⚠️Crazy Warning⚠️

[Big Ass Dick Holder #1488]

someone on r/JohnLeguizamoThePest posted this doozy. I guess Patricks house is infested and needs treatment because yesterday this got posted:

Then the very next day, this happens...

Does anyone else think maybe this guy is becoming a little unhinged?

 

[captain_kamala]

haha what a fucking boomer

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Stellar bit

 

[CruisinColin]

Immediately states "you are being manipulated by cyberstlakers" without any context or explanation. He has zero self-awareness.

"I'll report you to the BBB I'll report you to the police I'll get you fired "

The actions of a man's man. He's such a little cunt.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"We don't have a pest problem."

That's right, it's more of a Pest problem

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Hahaha holeee shit the guy is legit retarded.

 

[Snake]

 

[guest]

Imagine another neighbor recording him screamcrying at the Orkin Man to LEAVE ANDNEVERRETURN.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

An exemplary glance into the brain of a feral pig

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Would ya

 

[Jenna]

He's such a fucking Karen. He would have really gone the extra step to ensure some some poor pest control rube is fired because of an automatic cancellation charge. All it takes is the smallest inconvenience and he'll destroy your livelihood.

 

[The Greaseman]

I like how Rick thinks he can do the jedi mind trick. "There is no bill." "You will not send me a bill."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Good old Karen Pat. " I will speak to your manager and get you fired!"

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

How does he not know this is a stlaker? What customer service rep keeps engaging with such a cunty piggish client?

Let's mail him a bill with a fake letterhead and contact info. I want to read Pat's incensed white woman better business bureau complaint

 

[CruisinColin]

How does he not know this is a atalker?

You're talking about a man who had to make it clear that nobody would be farting in his wife's vagina.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

>you will be reported to the BBB
>you will go "on report"
>I will sue you for harassment over $50

God I love this absolute rube

 

[SpaceEdge]

this guy is only getting dumber with age

 

[DanFielding]

 

[The Greaseman]

this guy is only getting dumber with age

Fatter too

 

[BudDickman]

Awesome bit, flawlessly executed.

I like how he has a civilian version of the copy-and-paste.

"Do not contact this number again. You have already been instructed to cease. Continued contact of any kind constitutes criminal harassment and will be reported to law enforcement."