Bit of a fun fact, Patient Zero comes from a misreading. Gaetan Dugas was called "Patient O" of GRIDS for "out-of-state", and the press misread it as "Patient 0", which does sound cooler.Patient Zero, from what I heard.
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Bit of a fun fact, Patient Zero comes from a misreading. Gaetan Dugas was called "Patient O" of GRIDS for "out-of-state", and the press misread it as "Patient 0", which does sound cooler.Patient Zero, from what I heard.
Even better Gay-ton Dug-Ass.How fitting an AIDS vector had a name like Dug-ass.
If it were only gayer, it would be named Patrick Sean Tomlinson.
Gave him that thousand island stare.
Reminds me of the Rosenberg brats who for years and years protested their parents' innocence. When incontrovertible evidence came out they did a big nosed face turn and said, "We are so proud of parents for supporting a cause they believed in." That cause being giving nuclear secrets to the Ruskies.Given Fat's recent purchase of a whetstone and claim to sharpen knives, I fully expect Tommy Tomlinson to have metallurgist added to his resume, or some story about how he would sharpen knives for everyone in the neighborhood with a whetstone he cobbled together himself.
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And if he was at the Carlin show, he was either fluffing Carlin beforehand, or mopping floors afterward. We've seen your dad, Patrick. And we've seen you. All the bullshit stories in the world can't change that.
Also, Carlin HATED people like you, Pat.
Good of Fat to admit his entire lineage is spineless cowards that would have never supported any revolution, but just would have gone along with slavery, NAZIs, commies, whatever not to rock the boat. They knew where their garlic bread was buttered, cheesed, and slathered in ranch.Given Fat's recent purchase of a whetstone and claim to sharpen knives, I fully expect Tommy Tomlinson to have metallurgist added to his resume, or some story about how he would sharpen knives for everyone in the neighborhood with a whetstone he cobbled together himself.
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And if he was at the Carlin show, he was either fluffing Carlin beforehand, or mopping floors afterward. We've seen your dad, Patrick. And we've seen you. All the bullshit stories in the world can't change that.
Also, Carlin HATED people like you, Pat.
#DLTIW makes me think of joe derosa's stupid tattoo where he took some throwaway line carlin said to everyone and made it a life mission statement.Also, Carlin HATED people like you, Pat.
If he was a PBR bucking bronco rider for 6 years, why does the PBR have no record of him ever being in the PBR? I seriously don't get it.Edit- I accidently double posted the one where he brags that ol' Tommy went and saw Carlin
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If true I'm sure the people in whatever he hit wish they had 3/4 of a skull left.
Safe was not this drunk clown's speed.
You’re thinking of Annabelle’s dad. He’s the Chad in the family.Someone should make a movie about his life. That's incredible.
Official list:
- Leathersmith
- NRA Instructor
- Bull Rider
- Master Electrician
- Windmill Mechanic
- Ski Jumper
- Semi Truck Driver
- Horse Trainer
- Snowmobile Racer
- Clown
It's amazing that even with all those accomplishments and experiences, Patrick has surpassed his father in the outstanding achievements in the field of excellence.Someone should make a movie about his life. That's incredible.
Official list:
- Leathersmith
- NRA Instructor
- Bull Rider
- Master Electrician
- Windmill Mechanic
- Ski Jumper
- Semi Truck Driver
- Horse Trainer
- Snowmobile Racer
- Clown
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