Thomas Tomlinson was a NRA instructor, a professional bull rider, a master electrician, a windmill mechanic, a ski jumper...am I missing anything?

[guest]

Someone should make a movie about his life. That's incredible.

Official list:

1. Leathersmith
2. NRA Instructor
3. Bull Rider
4. Master Electrician
5. Windmill Mechanic
6. Ski Jumper
7. Semi Truck Driver
8. Horse Trainer
9. Snowmobile Racer
10. Clown

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

he liked to roller skate with men

 

[LongIslandchomper]

 

[Torque Army]

He taught John Thompson's 666 actors how to piss into cups and onto ladies like Lou Nesbit on command, according to the akashic records..

 

[guest]

The purveyor of the finest anonymous bathroom stall blowjob East of the Mississippi.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Is there anything Tommy hasn't seen or done?

 

[guest]

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Thank you. Added.

 

[guest]

Truck Driver

 

[guest]

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Is there anything Tommy hasn't seen or done?

He's never met his granddaughter

 

[CuckQueen]

This is one thing I don't get about Fat. why the fuck brag about your father? My father was an actual Green Beret attached to the 101st Airborne in Vietnam for two tours at the height of the war and fought in Hamburger Hill. He then came home, dug wells, laid cable, worked at a bread factory for 20 years, then as a prison guard for 10 before retiring on a triple pension. He was a piece of shit, and the only good reason to bring it up is to denigrate "special forces". I know how dumb you assholes are because my dad was one. Even if you take Pat's story at face value his dad was lower than mine, why brag?!

 

[LongIslandchomper]

We also need a compiled history of Pat's childhood cat. 50 lbs of pure muscle that once dragged home a dead timber wolf. Swear to god.

 

[BudDickman]

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Is there anything Tommy hasn't seen or done?

Even if he was there, so what?

 

[CuckQueen]

We also need a compiled history of Pat's childhood cat. 50 lbs of pure muscle that once dragged home a dead timber wolf. Swear to god.

That Pat's dad had single handedly reintroduced for just that reason.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

-Bronco rider (not just bulls, child)
-Horse trainer.

 

[guest]

Forgot about Clown

 

[SFWA liaison]

Torque's father was a traveling salesman for Lucas Oil according to his bio

he was a big homo if you ask me

 

[It’s Meboe]

Edit- I accidently double posted the one where he brags that ol' Tommy went and saw Carlin

 

[Snake]

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He incinerated the seat with his diabetic sweat and meatloaf farts.

 

[CuckQueen]

Edit- I accidently double posted the one where he brags that ol' Tommy went and saw Carlin

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Just one thing in this mess, thought it was really stupid they didn't parachute out? How fucking well do you think parachutes work when you're going 25,000 MPH?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Patient Zero, from what I heard.