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Ive been clean and sober from doing reps for 30 years...
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
This is not a metric any weightlifter uses you fat poser
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Exactly. 100% of the working out you do is either in lockdown with your celly or in a group with your race after breakfast (You're vulnerable while you're working out, and if you're under 35 and healthy it's also mandatory that you work out every morning)
He definitely jerks off to certain scenes in "American Me".
Never heard of her
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"Bend over spread your cheeks apart and give me two good coughs..."
If a cat costume with open butthole comes by its fair game for Rick
Jiggle jiggle, child
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Nice stereotypical weeaboos fetish, stupid.
He must have gotten off the couch at least 3 or 4 times today then
Nobody gives a shit, you cunt.
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Wait a second... I'm starting to think this 50,000 followers might have been PAID for!!!
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Who tallies the weight of all their reps? It depends on exercise too, you can load up on abductor/adductor machine and squash out 250lb reps like it's nothing
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Someone that is trying really hard to make it sound like he’s actually doing something in the gym when they really aren’t.
While it helps to have strong triceps for a heavy bench, they may not be particularly defined. Especially in someone with long arms (offensive linemen in college and the NFL for example). The dead give away that Patrick doesn't work out is his overall physique and fat fucking head/face. If he drank booze (he does) ate slop (he does), if he worked out 1 to 2 hours a day, he would be in decent shape. Not top shape of course, he just wouldn't have spindly arms, a sagging chest, and such a really fat face- granted, his age kind of fucks up his results because drinking and eating dogshit at 42 isn't particularly wise, but working out 5-6 days a week would mitigate a lot if the obvious weight gain he has had.
The other way to tell that he's full of shit about working out us that if he did it consistently, he would cut back on the booze and start eating healthy because he would like the results he was getting and only a fucking retard would continue to sabotage their workout results which such a poor diet.
One heart! Woo that's some engagement!
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Some mobile apps list the overall volume of weight you lifted when you complete your workout. Pat probably started using one and when he saw the total amount of weight he got really excited and rushed to Twitter to post it, even though it doesn't mean anything without knowing the amount of sets/reps.
At 42 years old, with a shit diet, and no PEDs, he's never going to lift anything impressive ever. It's just going to diminish year after year, so he should drop the larp.
At 42 years old, with a shit diet, and no PEDs, he's never going to lift anything impressive ever. It's just going to diminish year after year, so he should drop the larp.
All those reps arent going to make his $40k debt disappear.