Filthy transient, stop spitting on the floor!
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
This Christmas, I'm going get everyone together by the fire, and play my favorite Christmas album...
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Filthy transient, stop spitting on the floor!
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Phil Collins more talented than Ray falalalalaPeter Gabriel more talented than Ray falalalala
I always hated Genesis after they stole Land of Confusion from Disturbed. Don’t even get me started on sccuuummmbbaaagg U2 stealing from Ozzy. They really motherfucked Black Sabbath.
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smokin all the grass, la la la la
eatin space cake with the la la la la
lookin at some windmills, la la la la la la la la
I was livin in a penal colony, la la la la
roiped by some abbos, la la la la
sleeping in the road with the petrol la la
dingo ate me baby, la la la la la la la la
I wath livin up in Canada, la la la la
texthtin Patty inthultth, la la la la
calling people niggerth with the la la la la
but everybody here doeth that, la la la la la la la
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didn't really work out, la la la la
kinda lost the plot with the la la la la
gonna punch out now and hope for the best next time, la la la la la la la
smokin all the grass, la la la la
eatin space cake with the la la la la
lookin at some windmills, la la la la la la la la
I was livin in a penal colony, la la la la
roiped by some abbos, la la la la
sleeping in the road with the petrol la la
dingo ate me baby, la la la la la la la la
I wath livin up in Canada, la la la la
texthtin Patty inthultth, la la la la
calling people niggerth with the la la la la
but everybody here doeth that, la la la la la la la
I was trying to be funny, la la la la
didn't really work out, la la la la
kinda lost the plot with the la la la la
gonna punch out now and hope for the best next time, la la la la la la la
Lost my job, la la la la
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Everyone left me, la la la la
Now I hang with nobodies, la la la la
Had to sell my mansion, la la la la
Moving to a state with lower age of consent, la la la la
Being called nana, la la la la
Sue Lightning, la la la la
Being mocked on the daily, la la la la
Anal egg is my only friend, la la la la
Gonna get beat by my girlfriend, la la la la
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Tweeting about black crime all night, la la la la
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Tag teamed Bobos sister with Kurt Love, la la la la
My brothers a bovine, la la la la
Couldn’t see my own mother, la la la la
Couldn’t control my own network, la la la la
Everyone left me, la la la la
Now I hang with nobodies, la la la la
Had to sell my mansion, la la la la
Moving to a state with lower age of consent, la la la la
Being called nana, la la la la
Sue Lightning, la la la la
Being mocked on the daily, la la la la
Anal egg is my only friend, la la la la
Gonna get beat by my girlfriend, la la la la
Playing a game aimed at kids, la la la la
Tweeting about black crime all night, la la la la
Drink all night, la la la la
Pock marks on my face, la la la la
Keep your underage kids away from me, la la la la
Tag teamed Bobos sister with Kurt Love, la la la la
My brothers a bovine, la la la la
Couldn’t see my own mother, la la la la
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Is that moon cricket behind gum Russ Wilson?
Not for nothing but Kiss fucking sucks.
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They look like the first super heroes to stop crime but also have AIDS.
Peter Gabriel more talented than Ray falalalala
Phil had a higher range, Peter had the more creative mind.
I have the gruff yet smooth voice of the angels and rock star hair.
Fair trade.
I like the Sleeves.