Joe is my favorite. I’m going to be so sad when the boat tour ends.
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THEY GOT HIM!
- Thread starter Gronez_Bambatta
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I hope he Facebooks, “I don’t give a shit. I’m playing craps tonight. Try and stop me.” Then gets tackled by security after mouthing off. Him suing the cruise line would be the best possible outcome for us.
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That’s what I’m thinking, he’s gonna go to the casino one of his last nights as a fuck you to the cruise.
Stop forgetting your fucking password stupid
Everyday with this Joe
I wanna see the boat tour.
Exactly that's like bitching that you can't unlock your car because you're on the wrong highway
The blithering buffoon could have prepared to pay bills, his insurance, and taxes and etc., but he was too busy bragging and dreaming about deck chairs, free buffets, and casinos. Now his bank account is frozen, his auto-pays are bouncing, and calling via the phone is way too expensive, and he can't remember his (no doubt) very clever passwords, so his gay apps are useless. Now I don't know how property tax payments work in NY, but in my state there's a five day grace period, then they penalize you at 2% a day, which can add up really fast. So when the braying moron waddles home, his taxes will be in arrears, his car insurance will be cancelled, and he'll be swamped in late fees. This little seafaring jaunt will end up costing the cow-eyed dolt a minor fortune, and that's before the crippling dental bills.
Oh he absolutely has
I hope he gets glowing reviews and gets offered a 2nd, better contract.
I don't want it to end.
I'm literally about to piss myself laughing at this.
Joe coming home broke with only cookie crumbs and teeth in his pocket is the best ending.
Joe doesn't seem like the type to care about the security of his devices. So just pin your password to your fucking phone's clipboard and call it a day.
He's going to act like it's coming home from serving at Guadalcanal.
Optimum is the new name for Cablevision which is internet/tv provider big in the NY area which is what he probably meant.