THEY GOT HIM!

[BenDovid]

CTL ALT DEL. The one thing the TECH GEEKS don’t want you to know.

CTL+SHIFT+ESC is the secret jam only me and Billy Gates know about....shhhhhhhh....

 

[BUBBLER]

If I click on a link from say an email in my yahoo app my phone won’t recognize/bring up saved passwords while I’m in that app.

I bet this retard just needs to log into the site from a regular browser. Not via the link clicked in a “There’s been strange activity on your account. Is this you?” Email.

The boats changing WiFi connections probably doesn’t have anything to do with it.

 

[Hudson]

Translation: "I can't remember the password for my gay porn sites!"

 

[Chive Turkey]

This is actually bugging me trying to figure out what the hell he's talking about. It's like the world's most retarded riddle. I had a second thought that he was talking about the ship's wifi passwords expiring, but he first mentions that their wifi is unsecured. And obviously he has no issues logging on to Facebook.

I'm guessing it's his data (saved passwords included) getting cleared for some reason. It could be he's just a dolt and accessing the wrong browser like @BUBBLER said, but that wouldn't explain apps that he must be using. Maybe the ship's WiFi resets at certain intervals or sumtin? I'm 16 and know dick about the Internet.

It's probably just something he did to his phone that's so stupid that it's just unfathomable to us.

 

[BertCooper]

SUBPOENA!

 

[1073waaf]

With the weekly windows 10 updates, I've had to have my OS reinstalled TWICE due to compatibility issues. Now, $200 geek squad dollars later, I've eliminated that mess but I get this pop-up scam, when I take the computer out of sleep mode, that has a window that won't close and audio of some limey twunt telling me that my computer's been infected by a virus from a malicious porn site and that I need to call the number on the screen because all of my personal info including Passwords for banking, social media sites, credit cards, etc... etc... have been compromised.

Most asshats would shit themselves hearing this blaring from their computer speakers, as the very official looking screen blinks an 1-888 number and implores you to call it to work with their "windows professionals" to eliminate this infection.

If this happens to you, do the following:

Hold Control, alt, delete simultaneously.

Choose "task manager" from the resulting menu, and close your browser.

It disappears. I'm not sure if it'll happen again, but for Christ's sake... DON'T call the number and play ball with these mongrel terrorists. The only infection your computer has is some fucker slipped in that pop up in the form of a familiar email with a link you (and I) mistakenly clicked.

Go to "remove program" in your control panel and look for one of these. Delete it, problem solved. THANKS FOR YOUR USELESS SECURITY UPDATES WINDOWS 10!!!!!!

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Some blithering retard

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Everyone digging deep into what the core issue might be is appreciated but I think the answer is just a lot more simple

 

[Gronez_Bambatta]

Opinions seem to be divided....

 

[NoBacon]

CTL+SHIFT+ESC is the secret jam only me and Billy Gates know about....shhhhhhhh....

What’s bro Joe actually like in person? Sometimes I think he’s quite endearing with his simplicity but then others I remember he enables Ant’s most disgusting traits and he just seems like a malicious retard instead of a funny harmless one.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Opinions seem to be divided....


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Satan is quite the rascal for fiddling with all our passwords

 

[The Arm]

 

[TorpidSloth]

There’s also this new thing called “auto pay” that you can set up and it pays your bills each month automatically. Or automagically as I like to say.

Oh no, actually that's not new at all

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Joe responds!

 

[TorpidSloth]

He's probably clearing cookies every time he deletes his search history after jerking off to gay porn

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

There’s maybe 10-12 people here - and you see people walking through and out of the room during it

 

[TorpidSloth]

There’s maybe 10-12 people here - and you see people walking through and out of the room during it
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Half of them are probably in wheelchairs and the rest are too shitfaced to move

 

[quasi101]

What the fuck is he talking about.

Getting his identity stolen. I feel bad for thebthief who has to do with being joe cumia though.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Opinions seem to be divided....


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Dennis rules lol

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

What’s bro Joe actually like in person?

Incredibly stupid, self-obsessed, showboating.