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Where we at with adding Alyson Hannigan to the Alliance? I always had a crush on her since i was a young’un. It can never hurt to add more redheads.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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There's no stopping this party train
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She has been added to the list alongside Hewitt, Dern and Del Rey.
I cannot resist a cute redhead like her!
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Swoon.
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Now Buffy and Willow are finally reunited in the Alliance.
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It was that smile that started it all.
Del Rey is good but her music is awful
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Who the fuck cares about her music? She’s a piece of meat with big fawking tits. That’s all she has to be.
I need the whole fawkin package. A mute woman with fawkin huge beefers.
The alliance is whiter than a NASA control center in the 60s, and they're only getting whiter. By 2023 they expect to have as many as 75 white women to simp over.
Remember when someone tried to add Pam Grier? Application rejected! Sorry Pam, we already added the hot one from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, now we need to add the other girl.
Remember when someone tried to add Pam Grier? Application rejected! Sorry Pam, we already added the hot one from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, now we need to add the other girl.
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Thanks for reminding us, i proposed her earlier but we definitely need to add Pam Grier. We need some chocolate in the Alliance.
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Daniel Day Lewis of singers.
Uhhh, the alliance can't add Pam right now. Or ever. For reasons.
How about all four members of B*Witched instead?
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@ShutYourCakeHorn has a lot of paperwork to look forward to with all these new additions. Sorry buddy!
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Yama hama!
The LNC disagrees with Mr. Minaw wholeheartedly, while accepting he certainly is entitled to his opinion.
Furthermore, the LNC concurs with Mr. Patreeky's statement "who the fuck cares about her music?" And they would like to add this photograph to back that up:
To be fair I listened to her back in 2014 so maybe she is better now.
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I'd say don't judge her on her first album, Born To Die. It's what got me into her, but I don't listen to it anymore. She immediately changed gears on her second, and again on her third. Her fourth is pretty bad, tbthwy. Various joggers and the corpse of Stevie Nicks make appearances. Her fifth album, Norman Fucking Rockwell, is goddamn great. Haven't really checked out the other two she released last year. I'm probably going to be mocked relentlessly for these opinions.
Nothing worse in music than artists who are not rap decide to colab with rappers.
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When I saw things like 'Ft. Playboi Carti and A$AP Rocky' I knew it was gonna be rough. The song with The Weeknd was tolerable, but I guess he's not exactly a rapper. Oh and there's one with Sean Lennon that's uh...well it sure does exist.
Weeknd is fantastic when it's not him with rappers but I'll stomach through it since his stuff is very good.