Half the alliance were DanBoys. Without NPA, you would never get a mention on running Dan out of here.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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There's no stopping this party train
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We agree, Lucy would want this. In the spirit of friendship and diplomacy, we will alter our name. May Mädchen shine on you.
The Niggers have issued no threats. We have called a grievous error to your attention, and we seek justice. Our warnings are meant to impress a sense of urgency.
Further, we maintain the verbiage of our declaration was appropriate, given the heinous and outrageous nature of your offense.
Ham and eggers? Do not forget that the Lynch Niggers have always stood in solidarity with the Alliance, even from the shadows. Who also called for the head of Mullenstein with you? And do not mistake us for him. He was weak, driven by greed, ego and his name in lights. LN seeks only justice.
I saw you unrib my post @K-Schwabby. Very disrespectful and unbecoming on the alliance to be an injun giver
The Alliance had been picking away at Dan even before NPA arrived on the scene, NPA was smart enough to see our importance, and joined immediately.
The Alliance had weakened Dan so much that Tony only had to administer the final blow, but without our work that final blow would't have been possible in the first place.
You're welcome, by the way.
You can't blame us for what were the formative times of our organization. First, it was all about Lucy and Ricci. We evolved. We added the Belluccis, the Melissa Joan Harts. We took up causes, and one of those causes was attacking Dan for being a melodramatic faggot and exposing @RobertMewler as being a fat Chinese Communist Party member.
When Dan said the "guys with Christina Ricci avatars, that's your bit?" shit, we saw red and realised that we needed to shit all over that down syndrome having piece of garbage.
I like and respect @Snake and I'm grateful for what he's done but it was our autism that caused Dan to sperg out, which lead to the Great Doxxing of 2022.
I hit the wrong button. It's a side effect of Baseditis.
You did nothing but encourage dan to turn his once a week simpcast into an exhaustive 10 hours of weekly "content". Then alliance members snuck into his dms to let him know it's all in good fun and not to be taken seriously. The alliance are shapeshifting jews going with whatever they think is the popular thing on the forms at the moment
I want so make sweet love to Mädchen, maybe even kiss her.We agree, Lucy would want this. In the spirit of friendship and diplomacy, we will alter our name. May Mädchen shine on you.
The Niggers have issued no threats. We have called a grievous error to your attention, and we seek justice. Our warnings are meant to impress a sense of urgency.
Further, we maintain the verbiage of our declaration was appropriate, given the heinous and outrageous nature of your offense.
Ham and eggers? Do not forget that the Lynch Niggers have always stood in solidarity with the Alliance, even from the shadows. Who also called for the head of Mullenstein with you? And do not mistake us for him. He was weak, driven by greed, ego and his name in lights. LN seeks only justice.
Lucy and Mädchen bless you my friend.
The Alliance has never been about latching on to the most popular thing on the forum, our creation was a direct respone to Dan and his little clique of ballwashers who took themselves way too seriously, you call us Jews but you are the one rewriting history here.
Why do most patposters hate us so much, if we really are about latching on to the most popular thing on the forum?
Those DM's where us playing 4D chess, it seems to have worked out perfectly.
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As do we all. No mortal could resist her.
The LNC also esteems Lucy. We are no heretics. Go forth with honor, friend.
Schwabby, Patreeky, CakeHorn, The Ryda, the new guy I forget which one, and sweet Dougie, the LNC extends its warmest regards.
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The LNC issued its previous statement with the wrong picture. We have corrected the error.
We are glad to have your back, as you undoubtedly have ours.
I'm quite a bit of a Lynch Nigger myself, if i may say so.
I wish The Lynch Niggers nothing but beautiful blue skies and golden sunshine all along the way!
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1. We tried to be friendly and civil, and this of course got nobody anywhere
2. We openly stated that we were against Owen A Forms celebrity worship, which meant fuck Dan and anybody who likes Dan
3. Our subversion of the forum's ideology (which was trending downward) was a Machiavellian masterwork
4. My white penis is large
Looks like The Alliance has passed you by... sniff... man, if only you acquiesced and joined the winning team...
BTW, before I forget, and this is important: Dan fucking claimed that he was going behind most users' backs, DMing people and talking shit about people. We never have done that shit, and look at our leader @Ricci Ryda: he is upfront and honest with everyone, even if he has to be hostile. @Dougie went balls-out on Dan and Mewler. We outjewed Der Mullenjuden. You have to admit, that is impressive.
Lynch Niggers ftw, bay-bee!As do we all. No mortal could resist her.
The LNC also esteems Lucy. We are no heretics. Go forth with honor, friend.
Schwabby, Patreeky, CakeHorn, The Ryda, the new guy I forget which one, and sweet Dougie, the LNC extends its warmest regards.
ricci ryda is a drunk embarrassment to your cause
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