You used to be cool. Now you're just a bitter old poofter.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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There's no stopping this party train
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The paperwork is being worked on right now, just the usual formalities, it's basically a done deal already, you will hear from us swiftly.
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Thank you but my penis is being quite impatient on the matter.[URL='https://gifyu.com/image/SKbf3'][/URL]
The paperwork is being worked on right now, just the usual formalities, it's basically a done deal already, you will hear from us swiftly.
It takes this long because the paperwork keeps sticking all together, i just cannot stop cooming looking at those beefers.
Patience my friend, these things take some time.
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And now my iPhone is covered in semen. And if I catch the guy that did it he’s going to be one sorry customer.It takes this long because the paperwork keeps sticking all together, i just cannot stop cooming looking at those beefers.
Patience my friend, these things take some time.
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Thank you for your concern.
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Cannot blame the guy to be perfectly honest withya.
She will be added i'm sure, first it had to be approved by a majority of The Alliance, and now all this paperwork, Ugh bureaucracy, am i right?
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That’s exactly what she’d look like when spotting me standing a barely comfortable distance away. My Lincoln log would be firmly in my trousers of course because I’m a gentleman.
You're a true gentleman, with impeccable taste might i add, Look at those beefers and dare tell me there is no god.
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Since this thread came back up, the LNC wishes to acknowledge peak Laura Dern in our Godhead David Lynch's underrated film "Wild At Heart"
Additionally, The LNC asks: WWAWD Lana Del Rey?
She's thicc now, too
Additionally, The LNC asks: WWAWD Lana Del Rey?
She's thicc now, too
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I heavily concur. As heavily as said bangers.
Holy dimesola! #AllianceApproved
Yeah it's just a matter of bureaucracy/people dealing with their kids nearly going to prison that we haven't added her. I'm pretty sure she was the first celebrity I wanted to make sweet preteen love to.
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Loved her but she looks like a fridge now. I wanted to have sex with her based on catching glimpses of Melrose Place.
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Cut her some slack, Jack. She's 48 now. Better to be on the curvy side at that age than look like Calista Flockhart. I reckon she's what future Alexanda Daddario is gonna be.
Laura Dern should have been in The Alliance already if i had my way, i'm on it!
If my fellow members want Lana Del Ray in it will be done.
Everything is being sorted out right now, but Hewitt, Dern and Del Rey seem like certain additions.
Just figuring out the paperwork right now.
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What can I say, The Alliance is a inclusive place, even faggots like you are more than welcome to join.
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Thank you for you hard work brotherman! The Alliance would be nowhere without ya!