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There are no hard feelings about the new wedding announcement

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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The important thing to remember is that she thinks a short guy who fixes ski lifts for a living is good enough for her and her kids, but "6 foot muscular man," professional author and actual tough guy Pat couldn't make the cut. She was the love of his life and he was thrown away by her like garbage for PCJ. You just know when he died Pat had drunken fantasies about her coming crawling back to him. Never happening, Fatso, she'd rather shack up with bargain basement Waingro.
She fucked and married Patrick Tomlinson. She’s saddled with 3 kids from 2 different guys, she’s on the wrong side of 40 and looks like fat Jim Gaffigan. I don’t think they were lining up outside for her. She’s clearly a dope who can’t survive by herself for 2 seconds so she took what she could get.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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That sounds like a thing that definitely happened.
It’s actually a public figure (all three of them are, though the husband died 22 years ago) and if you did enough sleuthing you’d find out her identity pretty quickly. She hasn’t been shy about it.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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Nothing worse than a Kiwi who comes here trying to police opinion. Probably should stick to those greasy potatohead photoshops.
TIL “Obviously everyone should be allowed to speculate and render opinions” is opinion policing. I didn’t realize anyone here would be upset by a difference of opinion. Going forward I’ll bear your sensitivity in mind.
 
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She fucked and married Patrick Tomlinson. She’s saddled with 3 kids from 2 different guys, she’s on the wrong side of 40 and looks like fat Jim Gaffigan. I don’t think they were lining up outside for her. She’s clearly a dope who can’t survive by herself for 2 seconds so she took what she could get.
Nice going along with the bit, stupid.
 
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