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The unpronounceable name nigger never stops asking for money

captain_kamala

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I figure it never happens. I would just like to hear a couple social faux pas blacks learn while growing up. You all seem to understand each other so well.
idk nothing comes to mind but they hate misbehaving kids, it's ok for the neighbors to discipline your kids when they get out of line. people used to tear into me for my kids doing regular little kid shit when i was just stressed and having the worst day and it made me feel so bad. of course they blamed it on me not beating the shit out of them.
 

NoBacon

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idk nothing comes to mind but they hate misbehaving kids, it's ok for the neighbors to discipline your kids when they get out of line. people used to tear into me for my kids doing regular little kid shit when i was just stressed and having the worst day and it made me feel so bad. of course they blamed it on me not beating the shit out of them.

you are out forum Tarzan, you can speak to the animals for us
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Reading “O2 arena” now - he’s absolutely stole this shit from some middle aged woman he’s scamming on plenty of fish.
There are sites where you can pay graduates to do your university coursework for you.

I wonder if this guy paid some American guy with a master's in English Lit. (and a job at Starbucks) a couple of hundred bucks for the story, changed some of the names and locations, and hey presto - he's the best Sci Fi writer in all of Africa!
 

Stent

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Oh no! I am being harassed, my good friends at the SFWA. Please be extending to me a line of credit for $100,000 US dollars. Once I have secured the funds I will pursue these criminals and you will get a share of $3,000,000 US dollars!

Wait. I think someone else already did this scam with them.
 

Gimli Son Of Gloin

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idk nothing comes to mind but they hate misbehaving kids, it's ok for the neighbors to discipline your kids when they get out of line. people used to tear into me for my kids doing regular little kid shit when i was just stressed and having the worst day and it made me feel so bad. of course they blamed it on me not beating the shit out of them.
Are Africans even allowed to say nigga? They're the niggas that sold you in the first place
 

captain_kamala

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now he's admitting to frequently asking his mom for money. what a piece of absolute garbage

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now he's admitting to frequently asking his mom for money. what a piece of absolute garbage

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"bad" = "I already spent the money"
"forgotten" = "I forgot about it so if she remembers then she's just being petty and won't let it go"

How about you just sit your ass down in your wheelchair and write a story about a deadbeat in space always running from raising his space-kids? "Hell naw that lil nigga ain't mine he look Klingon as a mf"

Worthless grifter was named after a fuckin sneeze.
 

CarolMaxheinie

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I only had any luck in Mombasa meeting people in clubs and bars. It's really friendly in Kenya, more affluent than you'd expect too. I spent a fortnight in Togo and maybe a month in Nigeria and RoCongo which were hell on earth and I only left the hotel complex when we could use the work escort. Ethiopia is the only place I took time to really travel around but I'm not a big fan of Ethiopian women, they look too close to Somalis
I went to Togo on business. Utter Hell on earth. The highlight was a visit to one of their prettiest beaches, where the locals go to take shits. It’s literally called “Shit Beach”. They’re not even evolved enough to shit in the street like God intended.
 
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