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The UK is now at war with Russia. Enjoy conscription!

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niggas been saying shit like this for 2 years. Russia can barely handle a non-NATO military with whom they share a border. They can't afford to escalate this.
Ukraine is unironically more powerful than any NATO army

They had huge Soviet stockpiles, have conscripted well over a million men by this point and received 8 years straight of military combat experience and training against the Russians before the main invasion even started.

Russia would wipe the floor with England, France, Germany and of course all the nothing minor NATO countries.

The only NATO country that actually poses a threat to anyone is the U.S
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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it isn't risking WW3 when Ukraine is matching missile strikes for missile strikes. If they introduced some new or progressively more destructive weapon, you'd have a point.

And to your original point, no to the UK and Russia being at war. That isn't happening, so no to what you originally came here to shriek about.

The UK sent their missiles to Ukraine, programmed them using their codes and satellite data and fired them at Russian lands. If you don’t think that’s starting a war, you are stubborn and ideologically twisted.

Russia has no designs on war with the UK and never has, they shouldn’t be involved and certainly shouldn’t be firing their missiles at them.
 

WhereWeAt

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The UK sent their missiles to Ukraine, programmed them using their codes and satellite data and fired them at Russian lands. If you don’t think that’s starting a war, you are stubborn and ideologically twisted.

Nope that's ordinary security cooperation. Happens everyday all over the world, sometimes in our favor, sometimes against it. Countries sell arms all day every day, you're just screeching about them being employed.

Cry more while nothing changes.
 
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reality is watching Russia mobilize its entire army to fight a much smaller neighbor to a stalemate and concluding that they can't afford to sustain an escalation.
Russia has done 1 mobilization of 300k troops, besides that they've been relying on volunteers and foreign mercenaries. Russia actually spent the first 2 years of the war with less troops fielded than Ukraine.

They spent most of 2022 and 2023 just artillery shelling and missile striking Ukrainian positions

Now most of the Ukrainian army doesn't have legs and are old men who were forcefully conscripted and since August Russia has been pretty steadily just advancing across the whole front.

Ukraine simply doesn't have the manpower to stop Russian advances in a meaningful way anymore, so unless they start conscripting 18-20yo's + women or unless NATO directly sends troops to back them up, I don't see Ukraine lasting past 2025.

Everything NATO/Ukraine does at this point is basically scorched Earth, making sure every field has mines it in and every city is rubble so Russia has to spend its budget fixing everything once they capture it
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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The Soviets have been sending their troops to the front with fake body armor and empty bullets. The chances of their nukes still having nuclear warheads is pretty damn low. And there is no way they could hit within 1000 miles of their targets with how bad the corruption is there.
A genuine Soviet checking in. The biggest weapon Russia has is the fear of their enemies. As long as you believe we can meddle in your elections or can detonate a bomb in London we feel we're winning. I don't understand why westerners don't get this. We actually can't do any of this.
 
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The U.S. was strangled by ROE saboteurs in brutal guerrilla conflicts after they mopped the fucking floor with the enemy army in Vietnam and the middle east. Russia bogging down in Ukraine is on par with the U.S. invading and then stalemating with the Mexican or Canadian military. At this point some podunk shithole like Latvia or Romania could hold them off indefinitely.
Retarded statement by someone who obviously knows nothing about Military or Political matters

Ukraine is the biggest country in Europe besides Russia
Ukraine has some of the largest military equipment reserves on the planet
Ukraine had almost 40 million people
Ukraine is fairly densely urbanized with huge blocs of concrete Soviet tenements on every hill and massive cities
Ukraine has full NATO backing in terms of intelligence, satellites, etc
Ukraine rotated troops out of the Donbass for 8 years while also receiving training from NATO countries

Compared to Ukraine, Canada and Mexico basically don't even have militaries.
Compared to Ukraine, Iraq had a couple dense population centers to focus on and an army mainly composed of unmotivated Shia Iraqi conscripts with zero motivation to fight for Saddam

Latvia basically has no army, saying they could " hold Russia off " is just retarded
Romania is like Ukraine but worse in every way militarily, so if Russia has already captured 20% of Ukraine its fair to say that could have dealt with Romania much more easily.

Is the U.S military better than the Russia military? Big time, but I already made that clear so I don't get what your argument is there. America is just leaps and bounds above every nation on Earth militarily.
 

NoBacon

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I’m deleting the thread because it’s just not worth it, we have to accept we live with people who hate trump so much they’d rather millions of forced enlisted kids die in agony in war and we start a nuclear Holocaust because putin is basically Voldemort child
 
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The Soviets have been sending their troops to the front with fake body armor and empty bullets. The chances of their nukes still having nuclear warheads is pretty damn low. And there is no way they could hit within 1000 miles of their targets with how bad the corruption is there.
" the soviets "
Holy shit grandpa

" fake body armor and empty bullets "
This is your senile brain on reddit
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
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Retarded statement by someone who obviously knows nothing about Military or Political matters

Ukraine is the biggest country in Europe besides Russia
Ukraine has some of the largest military equipment reserves on the planet
Ukraine had almost 40 million people
Ukraine is fairly densely urbanized with huge blocs of concrete Soviet tenements on every hill and massive cities
Ukraine has full NATO backing in terms of intelligence, satellites, etc
Ukraine rotated troops out of the Donbass for 8 years while also receiving training from NATO countries

Compared to Ukraine, Canada and Mexico basically don't even have militaries.
Compared to Ukraine, Iraq had a couple dense population centers to focus on and an army mainly composed of unmotivated Shia Iraqi conscripts with zero motivation to fight for Saddam

Latvia basically has no army, saying they could " hold Russia off " is just retarded
Romania is like Ukraine but worse in every way militarily, so if Russia has already captured 20% of Ukraine its fair to say that could have dealt with Romania much more easily.

Is the U.S military better than the Russia military? Big time, but I already made that clear so I don't get what your argument is there. America is just leaps and bounds above every nation on Earth militarily.
You're ignoring the unfortunate fact the Ukraine is one of the poorest countries in Europe and that Russia is bleeding it dry. When the average Belarus makes more money than you and has more freedoms. You're fucked. Ukraine is fucked and they know it.
 

Turk February

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The missile thing is a hail Mary play but we all know who is winning this war. And we know who's going to set the terms. And I apologize to all Ukrainians that my government did this.
 

NoBacon

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My screenplay. It’s called “Tiny Tim and the last temptations of fedora Reddit know it all retards”

Scene: A street in a dystopian city during the end times. The sky is darkened, the sun dim, and strange phenomena are occurring—earthquakes, plagues, and ominous signs. Yet, one individual remains resolutely convinced that everything is fine. They speak to a small group of frightened onlookers.

Person: [with an air of confidence] “Look, I don’t understand why everyone is panicking. These so-called ‘plagues’? They’re just natural cycles! We’ve had earthquakes before, haven’t we? We’ve had diseases before. This is just science doing what it does. It’s progress!”

Onlooker 1: “But what about the rivers turning to blood? And the locusts with faces like men—”

Person: “Rivers turning red? Probably just an algae bloom. Happens all the time in polluted areas. And those… uh, locusts? A mutation, maybe? You think that means the world is ending? Come on. It’s just nature adapting.”

Onlooker 2: “But the prophecy—the signs—this is Revelation! The Antichrist is—”

Person: [interrupting] “The Antichrist? You mean the global leader bringing peace and order? You call that evil? Do you remember how chaotic things were before? Famine, wars, collapse? Now we have food distribution, universal currency, stability! People are working together like never before.”

Onlooker 1: “At what cost? We can’t even buy or sell without that mark! That’s not freedom—it’s control!”

Person: [scoffs] “Control? It’s organization. If anything, this ‘mark’ has made life easier. You don’t have to carry cash, there’s no theft, no fraud. It’s efficient. Honestly, you should be thanking them for making life better.”

Onlooker 2: “But it’s against God! The warnings were clear—”

Person: “God? Which God? The one who’s supposedly letting all this happen? The one who’s punishing innocent people for no reason? You think this destruction is righteous? No, no. If there’s a higher power involved, it’s the one fixing things, not tearing them apart.”

Onlooker 1: [pleading] “Can’t you see? This is the deception we were warned about. Evil looks like good—”

Person: “Or maybe what you call ‘deception’ is just progress that your outdated beliefs can’t handle. Look around. The world’s not ending—it’s changing. And for the better. I suggest you stop living in fear and embrace it.”


The group falls silent, torn between fear of the unfolding chaos and the unsettling charisma of this person’s conviction. In the distance, a trumpet-like sound reverberates through the air, but the person dismisses it as thunder.
 

FrogmanKurlan

Kill a commie for mommy, awright
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" the soviets "
Holy shit grandpa

" fake body armor and empty bullets "
This is your senile brain on reddit
There is a lot of evidence of fake/shitty equipment. Recently saw a video from a Russian reporter checking out a destroyed tank thinking it was Ukrainian showing that the ERA blocks weren’t filled with explosives but bricks. Then one of his buddies points out it’s a destroyed Russian T-90. Many such cases.


The video:
 
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The UK army chief has commented today they are “ready to fight” and also they’ll have to be conscriptions as the army is too small.

You know more than him? That’s a relief.

If a country fired at the UK missiles supplied by Russia, operated by Russians and the target data provided by Russia would you say that was Russia was "directly involved" in such an attack? (I’m asking facetiously because by all legal definitions it’s an act of war)
Career military guys are constantly quoted saying things like “all out war” and to get ready for a draft because its their wet dream. They yearn for carnage and to have some sort of reason for wasting their entire life.
I remember all the draft talk when things got dicey with Iran like 4-5 years ago. Also when Ukraine kicked off I was still in and the oldheads all got raging hard ons
 

Leonard Rhomberg

Who are you gonna replace me with?
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Career military guys are constantly quoted saying things like “all out war” and to get ready for a draft because its their wet dream. They yearn for carnage and to have some sort of reason for wasting their entire life.
I remember all the draft talk when things got dicey with Iran like 4-5 years ago. Also when Ukraine kicked off I was still in and the oldheads all got raging hard ons
But its a good thing we had you out there keeping the generals in line
 

NoBacon

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Russia: We are going to invade you
Ukraine: Fine we’re gonna hit you with missiles
Russia: NOT FAIR. NUKE TIME

Random retards: Why is Ukraine provoking them?

Trump wins election
Going to end war
For some reason we allow the government to operate a few months before they actually leave despite being kicked out
Try to start world war 3 by escalating it as fast as possible

They’re committing treason. Nobody voted for this.
 
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