The UK is now at war with Russia. Enjoy conscription!

[Turk February]

You could have said the FIFA World Cup...


(Never watched a minute of Eurovision, as pathetic, ill-fitting and "forced" a concept as Monty Python. Also, clearly meant for Transylvanian housewives, fix yo shit, you're a mess, you dont have the right to psychoanalyze anyone).

Of course you don't watch Eurovision. You've never allowed yourself a second of fun. It's why you're such a bitch.

 

[We Have Everything]

My acid tongue man

 

[Dog Eater]

Next year I'm going to review every entry on a new channel (unless I die of gangrene or become homeless again) you can tune in and follow along.

I’ll watch but only if you drink heavily.

 

[Turk February]

I’ll watch but only if you drink heavily.

I'm actually planning to quit once my infection clears up. I'm mostly using the booze as an over the counter pain killer.

 

[PickleRickle]

I'm actually planning to quit once my infection clears up. I'm mostly using the booze as an over the counter pain killer.

Are you at the pathological state where you're smearing your own shit on your hand as an excuse to stay a drunky?

 

[Turk February]

Are you at the pathological state where you're smearing your own shit on your hand as an excuse to stay a drunky?

Probably by accident. The hand doesn't work but it's my dominant hand so I still wipe with it

 

[PickleRickle]

Probably by accident. The hand doesn't work but it's my dominant hand so I still wipe with it

I've never tried wiping with my left. Probably wouldnt work out well. Sounds like a recipe to accidently finger your ass somehow.

 

[Turk February]

I've never tried wiping with my left. Probably wouldnt work out well. Sounds like a recipe to accidently finger your ass somehow.

Hot

 

[PickleRickle]

Hot

Isnt that the worst, when your finger rips through the paper and you poke your poopy butthole? Or how about when you shit and the toilet water splashes into your asshole, deeply infecting your innards for the rest of your life with toilet water. I dont care for that.

 

[Turk February]

Isnt that the worst, when your finger rips through the paper and you poke your poopy butthole? Or how about when you shit and the toilet water splashes into your asshole, deeply infecting your innards for the rest of your life with toilet water. I dont care for that.

I will admit. Those things are not the best.

 

[PickleRickle]

I will admit. Those things are not the best.

Do you ever chow down on a Big Turk while looking in the mirror?

 

[Turk February]

Do you ever chow down on a Big Turk while looking in the mirror?

Are you implying I eat my own cock in my bathroom? If so yes.

 

[NoBacon]

The only viable strategy in this theater is to reposition plasma rifle-equipped battalions from Novosibirsk to Kursk while deploying mechanized divisions to reinforce the Voronezh-Ork containment line—because, as every armchair tactician knows, the Orks thrive on unchecked territorial expansion. This would synergize perfectly with a counter-offensive utilizing amphibious assault submarines on the Dnieper River (despite the obvious logistical impossibility), creating a pseudo-Cyberpunk Zone of Denial. By deploying orbital drop shock troops into Kyiv’s metro system, you ensure not only total information warfare dominance but also introduce a psychological shockwave akin to Genghis Khan’s horse-mounted plasma artillery tactics, which are inexplicably relevant to modern Eastern European geopolitics. It’s not about winning battles; it’s about disrupting the meta.

 

[Barzoni1010]

There is a lot of evidence of fake/shitty equipment. Recently saw a video from a Russian reporter checking out a destroyed tank thinking it was Ukrainian showing that the ERA blocks weren’t filled with explosives but bricks. Then one of his buddies points out it’s a destroyed Russian T-90. Many such cases.


The video:

These videos are literally all fake

I remember they were posted constantly at the start of the war " OMG, LOOK, RUSSIA PUTS EGGS IN THEIR ARMOR! "

The T-90 is Russia's newest tank, they're pumped out fresh from the factories and ERA isn't even expensive. Why when the country is in full purge/anti-corruption mode do you think a factory would be filling ERA pockets with bricks?

It's just retarded, same as the fake Ukrainian stories about gooning NK troops or Russia soldiers getting paradropped into the ocean or Putin leaving diapers around the Kremlin. They're all childish propaganda stories.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

These videos are literally all fake

I remember they were posted constantly at the start of the war " OMG, LOOK, RUSSIA PUTS EGGS IN THEIR ARMOR! "

The T-90 is Russia's newest tank, they're pumped out fresh from the factories and ERA isn't even expensive. Why when the country is in full purge/anti-corruption mode do you think a factory would be filling ERA pockets with bricks?

It's just retarded, same as the fake Ukrainian stories about gooning NK troops or Russia soldiers getting paradropped into the ocean or Putin leaving diapers around the Kremlin. They're all childish propaganda stories.

The ghost of Kiev is real and a woman, a Wisconsin fat told me so.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Just an interesting fact. Early rockets were always psychological warfare. The term "the rockets red glare" refers to the horror of essentially a firework being fired at the enemy. It wasn't until about world war 1 rockets did any actual damage.

I remember learning about how they put those whistles in bombs too as like a psychological tactic to just scare the shit out of people, too. PFG

 

[BUBBLER]

Ukraine is unironically more powerful than any NATO army

They had huge Soviet stockpiles, have conscripted well over a million men by this point and received 8 years straight of military combat experience and training against the Russians before the main invasion even started.

Russia would wipe the floor with England, France, Germany and of course all the nothing minor NATO countries.

The only NATO country that actually poses a threat to anyone is the U.S

The longer this draws out, the more Russian/Ukrainian whores looking for their Dan Mullen

I'm all for it

 

[aRTie02150]

Я не понимаю, в чем тут проблема.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

These videos are literally all fake

I remember they were posted constantly at the start of the war " OMG, LOOK, RUSSIA PUTS EGGS IN THEIR ARMOR! "

The T-90 is Russia's newest tank, they're pumped out fresh from the factories and ERA isn't even expensive. Why when the country is in full purge/anti-corruption mode do you think a factory would be filling ERA pockets with bricks?

It's just retarded, same as the fake Ukrainian stories about gooning NK troops or Russia soldiers getting paradropped into the ocean or Putin leaving diapers around the Kremlin. They're all childish propaganda stories.

Very well could be fake, but what is real is wide spread corruption in Russia. Russian soldiers get paid shit, so it’s not completely unfathomable that some rear echelon ruski switched out the explosives to help pay off his debt to the local mob. He’s not the one being sent to the front so why should he care.
Neither one of us has any proof as to whether or not any of the videos coming out of this European shit hole are being presented in a genuine way. So calling everything fake and gay is just as retarded as believing it’s all real.

 

[despacito69]

Very well could be fake, but what is real is wide spread corruption in Russia. Russian soldiers get paid shit, so it’s not completely unfathomable that some rear echelon ruski switched out the explosives to help pay off his debt to the local mob. He’s not the one being sent to the front so why should he care.
Neither one of us has any proof as to whether or not any of the videos coming out of this European shit hole are being presented in a genuine way. So calling everything fake and gay is just as retarded as believing it’s all real.

In all fairness those could have been ceramic blocks and not just plain brick. But yeah it was that or the factory just didn't bother putting in explosives and pocketed a few pennies because who would ever check?