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"The people who hate him and demonize him are the people who don't understand why someone would dedicate their life to charity"Hot take - I like him. The people who hate him and demonize him are the people who don't understand why someone would dedicate their life to charity. They hate him because the concept of giving is alien to them unless its done out of tradition.
How do you get a plane ticket for a $1?"The people who hate him and demonize him are the people who don't understand why someone would dedicate their life to charity"
Christ Turk, I thought you were smarter than this.
Guy makes brand off "look at how rich I am", "I bought the most expensive xyz", "I made my friends compete for a Million dollars", etc.
Stupid kids gobble it up.
He makes "charity" videos that almost exclusively revolve around him giving children or the families of children enormous sums of money due for "charity". Kids engage even harder because they dream that if they can just get the attention of Mr. Beast, they'll get money too.
Everything in his brand, his editing style, his thumbnails, etc. is exclusively done to maximize child engagement.
Any criticisms on how he's hollow? "LOOK AT HOW MUCH I DO FOR CHARITY", as you deflect why he's doing another attention grabbing "giveaway" involving kids, and not establishing a methadone clinic, or basically any act of charity that doesn't maximize his brand to his child audience.
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This is charity to you?
Be sure to smash that like button and subscribe and maybe you’ll find outHow do you get a plane ticket for a $1?
WOW HOW WOULD YOU GET A PLANE TICKET FOR $1 NOW I GOTTA WATCH IT -every kid watching clickbait on youtube.How do you get a plane ticket for a $1?
I think Turk was being sarcastic. Edit: I am a horse's ass.Christ Turk, I thought you were smarter than this.
"The people who hate him and demonize him are the people who don't understand why someone would dedicate their life to charity"
Christ Turk, I thought you were smarter than this.
Guy makes brand off "look at how rich I am", "I bought the most expensive xyz", "I made my friends compete for a Million dollars", etc.
Stupid kids gobble it up.
He makes "charity" videos that almost exclusively revolve around him giving children or the families of children enormous sums of money due for "charity". Kids engage even harder because they dream that if they can just get the attention of Mr. Beast, they'll get money too.
Everything in his brand, his editing style, his thumbnails, etc. is exclusively done to maximize child engagement.
Any criticisms on how he's hollow? "LOOK AT HOW MUCH I DO FOR CHARITY", as you deflect why he's doing another attention grabbing "giveaway" involving kids, and not establishing a methadone clinic, or basically any act of charity that doesn't maximize his brand to his child audience.
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This is charity to you?
The clickbait title almost worked on me. I might be retarded.WOW HOW WOULD YOU GET A PLANE TICKET FOR $1 NOW I GOTTA WATCH IT -every kid watching clickbait on youtube.
Answer: you don't, you "pay a dollar" to a guy with an ultralight to take you up and around for 5 minutes. Whatever horseshit you need to get the formulated title that has brought you success. Very charitable.
This shit was posted a week ago and has a 100 million views. Who the fuck finds this entertaining?!
Me: all his "charity" is just whatever will increase his popularity with childrenView attachment 153812
It does if you look at the right channel
On top of which he finances a foodbank in his home town and shelters and stuff
FUCK YOU LAMONT I KNEW THIS FUCKER WAS SINCERE HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS AN AUTIST WHO DIDN'T PICK UP ON SARCASM!I think Turk was being sarcastic. Edit: I am a horse's ass.
Never seen a one of this "Mr. Beast" person's videos, so I can't comment on the content but I don't buy it. Not real. AI and CGI and animatronics and holograms and swamp gas, this is HAARP, this is MIND CONTROL
I-I'm sorry I did that. I'm embarrassed that I did that.FUCK YOU LAMONT I KNEW THIS FUCKER WAS SINCERE HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS AN AUTIST WHO DIDN'T PICK UP ON SARCASM!
The options are give to palatable charities, grow brand, give more, grow more, putting millions of dollars of corporate ad revenue into charity hands etc. Or get 500 views for donating 20 bucks to a womens shelter, and then go back to a job at Sonic. I think your argument is kind of dumb.Me: all his "charity" is just whatever will increase his popularity with children
you: no, look he's "helping paralyzed dogs to run", building a children's hospital, starting an orphanage, and delivering water to the niggerinos! Yeah, I'm sure kids will just hate all of that, dumb dumb.
No funding a battered woman's shelter, no drug addiction rehabs... all just nice palatable stuff that will make him even more popular with kids. What a coincidence. Such fortune for him that all of his charitable interests are the things that will grow his brand the most.
FUCK YOU LAMONT I KNEW THIS FUCKER WAS SINCERE HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS AN AUTIST WHO DIDN'T PICK UP ON SARCASM!
Well the thing is by making the donations public he generates the revenue for the next donation etc. It's not a bad model.Anyone making charitable donations public is advertising for themselves or is paid by the charity to advertise. It's a total scumbag move. If you're such a good guy, cut a check and don't make a video about it. But that's not worth it, is it?
The options are give to palatable charities, grow brand, give more, grow more, putting millions of dollars of corporate ad revenue into charity hands etc. Or get 500 views for donating 20 bucks to a womens shelter, and then go back to a job at Sonic. I think your argument is kind of dumb.
What part of charity is this, Turk? Making kids fat off your personal brand of goyslop doesn't really add up...Well the thing is by making the donations public he generates the revenue for the next donation etc. It's not a bad model.
I don't recall exactly but I think 100 percent of chocolate profits go to food banks. If he'd lying about it he's be caught by now.What part of charity is this, Turk? Making kids fat off your personal brand of goyslop doesn't really add up...
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