The Kempesh Khronicles

[guest]

I was always more a Pontiac guy than a Chevy guy myself. The GTO and the Firebird were just cooler than Chevys similar vehicles. Thanks John DeLorean! Lol

RIP to the GOAT. The car and the man!

 

[LongIslandchomper]

He deserves us, always has.

I bet there are a couple of forums out there we'll never know about that kicked him off for being a cunt.

Pat claims we "picked him at random", but anyone who's such a gaping autistic cunt as Pat was going to attract a hate following no matter what. If it hadn't been us, it would've been someone else. Patposting was an inevitability.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

WI is beautiful in the fall. There’s a lot of natural beauty there. Of course no one would ever learn that from Rick. As he prefers sitting in a shitty, not even real dive bar, drinking all day. Or shitting in the ghetto under his pink bwankie. In any of those states actually being in a “city” is the opposite point of them. They’re still in tact and haven’t been ruined by overpopulation. Fucking fat faggot.

I know I was being facetious. I like Indiana, Ohio, Minnesota, Missouri, Pennsylvania, Maine, New Hampshire and Vermont as far as the North goes

I like everywhere here in the south except Alabama lol. And Baton Rouge, because it’s a shithole with LSPew in it. The State Capital should be Alexandria, it’s literally in the middle of Louisiana.

 

[PlayfulScamp]

The name Kempesh annoys me on a level that it shouldn’t given the comparative embarrassment that has been his life. But, alas, here we are.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

I really think why he stopped selling was because he got a walk in customer or found someone on the lot who was a done deal and could buy/finance a GT and once management became aware of the situation told him he was off the deal so an experienced person took over. I’ve worked many dealerships and they would NEVER let someone with barely any experience deliver a high ticket vehicle and would take over and tell piggy to fuck off. It happened to me when I was a rookie and I saw it happen to other rookies because with a large ticket item like that (especially at a ford dealership) they need a top guy to deliver it without any issue. Piggy most likely threw a fat fit not understanding the situation of why a dealership would give a special sale to an experienced person over a 2 month rookie and that’s why he never sold cars again because it was such a hit to his large undeserved ego.

You don't think people at the top recognized Pat's amazing savoir-faire and incredible people skills right away?

Nyehehehehe

 

[AntSucks]

Reading through his posts on that car site it sounds like Ade was a real gearhead. I wonder if he only got into cars to impress her.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You don't think people at the top recognized Pat's amazing savoir-faire and incredible people skills right away?

Nyehehehehe

I can see him being the absolute worst with customers, he def weirded them out and as we’ve seen in his court video I bet he couldn’t even look them in the eye with any confidence. I’m sure he thought he would ONLY be selling mustangs (because that’s the only car I drive, child, and I know everything) only to realize not everybody wants a stupid mustang, especially since Ford’s best selling vehicle is the F-150 truck followed by their SUV’s. I can see them giving a customer that wants an Explorer and he would lose all interest in selling them and they went elsewhere. Knowing how insane he is I can see him telling the sales managers to ONLY give him Mustang customers not realizing that’s not how selling cars works.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I can see him being the absolute worst with customers, he def weirded them out and as we’ve seen in his court video I bet he couldn’t even look them in the eye with any confidence. I’m sure he thought he would ONLY be selling mustangs (because he’s an expert, child) only to realize not everybody wants a stupid mustang, especially since Ford’s best selling vehicle is the F-150 truck followed by their SUV’s. I can see them giving a customer that wants an Explorer and he would lose all interest in selling them and they went elsewhere. Knowing how insane he is I can see him telling the sales managers to ONLY give him Mustang customers not realizing that’s not how selling cars works.

At the time he was selling Fords I’m sure the more popular models would’ve been the F-150, Explorer, Taurus, Escape, Focus and Crown Vic. Mustangs would’ve probably been a lower volume car, only because we were in a sluggish economy leading to a recession and gas was already up over where it had been a year before by about 50%. But men with a little extra gotta have the truck and women with a little extra gotta have the Explorer. But the regular Joes concerned with fuel prices were probably snagging a Taurus, Focus or Crown Vic.

I spend a lot of time in the Tampa Bay region in winter, I’m curious which Ford dealership he worked at.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Yeah, I wonder what that feels like…

You need to come back to NPS soon, yours was my favorite episode thus far

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

At the time he was selling Fords I’m sure the more popular models would’ve been the F-150, Explorer, Taurus, Escape, Focus and Crown Vic. Mustangs would’ve probably been a lower volume car, only because we were in a sluggish economy leading to a recession and gas was already up over where it had been a year before by about 50%. But men with a little extra gotta have the truck and women with a little extra gotta have the Explorer. But the regular Joes concerned with fuel prices were probably snagging a Taurus, Focus or Crown Vic.

Is spend a lot of time in the Tampa Bay region in winter, I’m curious which Ford dealership he worked at.

When I sold for Chrysler-Jeep-Dodge-Ram the majority of what we sold were Ram trucks, wranglers, grand Cherokee, chargers, and near the bottom was challengers. While plenty of people might want one, it’s just not practical for their life. Piggy went in thinking because he loves mustangs and only drives them then everyone else must want to buy a mustang. I even worked at Ford / Mazda / Hyundai dealership and Mustangs were not even close to a top seller. Pat being an arrogant stubborn cunt I’m sure didn’t bother / refuse to learn anything about the trucks / suvs that were selling and would avoid even taking to a customer looking at anything but a mustang. That’s why he didn’t even last 3 months

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

He deserves us, always has.

I bet there are a couple of forums out there we'll never know about that kicked him off for being a cunt.

He's probably on some Milwaukee Brewers forum out there.

 

[guest]

You need to come back to NPS soon, yours was my favorite episode thus far

We have an opening this week. *hint hint*

@CarolMaxheinie

 

[Mike Glyer]

We have an opening this week. *hint hint*

@CarolMaxheinie

Fill that opening, Carol, and I will watch.

 

[guest]

Pat quit and thought the dealership would be devastated without him yet he was forgotten by the weekend.

He was probably forgotten by lunchtime the next day, at the latest.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He was probably forgotten by lunchtime the next day, at the latest.

Pat still talks about them. They never talk bout him.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Pat still talks about them. They never talk bout him.

"Hey remember that fat kid with the boobs who ate all the customers donuts and all he did for 3 months was gas up a GTO?"

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

"Hey remember that fat kid with the boobs who ate all the customers donuts and all he did for 3 months was gas up a GTO?"

I highly doubt Piggy would have the balls to take a GTO to a gas station and filler up.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Pat is probably a member of fetlife

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat is probably a member of fetlife

more like fatlife in his case

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

He was probably forgotten by lunchtime the next day, at the latest.

Or they forgot about him until lunchtime. They remembered him when their food stopped disappearing from the fridge