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Let me guess. You like Corona and Family and your last name is Toretto.
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The Kempesh Khronicles
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Let me guess. You like Corona and Family and your last name is Toretto.
DHG = Dark Highland Green.Did anybody guess that "DHG-562" is a paid vanity license plate and not a normal one?
Of course he'd have the most retarded vanity plate in history. Tee hee it's a secret code only my fellow Mustang drivers will get!
He's listed it in one of his chain letter type of questionnaires (maybe on Facebook) that it's his favorite color. If you google it the only results are for Bullitt Mustangs; a very special color for a very special boy.
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Way to spend your whole life being unlikeable, stupid.
Yes. Rahul Kempesh.
No, atalker, you live on the north shore off Milwaukee
I had always wondered what his older post history looked like. Just to see if he has always been a cunt like we all assumed. Its great to actually see it. I thought the Padawan account was great find but this one is super lucky. The screen name isnt something predictable you would think pat would chose. At least that padawan was a star wars reference. We were never supposed to find/see this and I love it.
Lol no. I was into muscle cars long before fast and the furious. I’ll be real back in the day Chrysler was popping out the best of the best in muscle cars. Their cars were way faster than anyone else’s. How do we know do ya ask. Well there’s this thing called NASCAR and back then they ran actual cars from the road not specially built frames and shells with a manufacturer engine in them, and Chrysler dominated throughout most of the muscle car era in NASCAR.
No child, I live up in Chippewa Falls. Hometown of Jack from Titanic and Leinenkugels Beer. I’m sorry your first better wife leaving you made you think Milwaukee is the only city in Wisconsin, I can’t help you!
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That sounds 100 percent right. He thought since this sale basically fell in his lap (the guy came in for the exact car they had, which he'd probably checked on, and had the money) that he was owed the commission. Then he ragequit when they didn't give it to him, thinking they would give a shit if a 2 month rookie left.. When did this happen in relation to adrienne leaving him? I'm sure she wasn't happy when piggy came home and said he'd quit his job on principal because "they did noT give me whaT I had earneD!"
He deserves us, always has.
I bet there are a couple of forums out there we'll never know about that kicked him off for being a cunt.
wassat?
Probably the only beautiful thing in the state of Wisconsin.
Puh-haps more than that.
WI is beautiful in the fall. There’s a lot of natural beauty there. Of course no one would ever learn that from Rick. As he prefers sitting in a shitty, not even real dive bar, drinking all day. Or shitting in the ghetto under his pink bwankie. In any of those states actually being in a “city” is the opposite point of them. They’re still in tact and haven’t been ruined by overpopulation. Fucking fat faggot.
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Fellow gearhead Brothaman! Aside from the Hemi which was eventually banned from NASCAR the big 3 were producing similarly powered engines. The only standout was the street 426 Hemi. 440's and the 340 were great but to say Mopar made the bestest is a stretch. Today the LSx and now LTx engines from GM have dominated since 1997 and mod for mod they still do. I like Chrysler a lot and own a '68 Barracuda convertible but also GTO's (1966 and 2006). After typing all that out I feel like Rick. Punching out.
What a broke loser
Actually, I remember he once claimed he quit because they were “fucking him” on pay which fits this story perfectly. If a you think your dealership isn’t paying you properly you go to another dealership since every place has different pay plans. Some go by volume and the more you sell the more percent the gross you get etc. but Pat NEVER SOLD CARS AGAIN which means he had a meltdown after the dealership put him in his place and he couldn’t handle it. Working in auto sales you see insane turnover numbers, some last a month, some two weeks, some a week, some not even a couple days but Pat quit because he believes he’s the greatest thing ever and he can’t handle reality. I saw it often in auto when a rookie would get lucky and have a customer ready to buy a huge ticket / special car (I worked for Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram and this would happen with first hellcats) Auto sales will humble you real quick and nothing kills an ego like selling zero cars on a busy Saturday. Pat quit and thought the dealership would be devastated without him yet he was forgotten by the weekend.
Yeah, I wonder what that feels like…
I was always more a Pontiac guy than a Chevy guy myself. The GTO and the Firebird were just cooler than Chevys similar vehicles. Thanks John DeLorean! Lol