The Kempesh Khronicles

Jenna Torquetega

mongoose spic queen 🔜 JenCon
One of the kiwis stumbled upon Patrick's old username that he used on messageboards - Kempesh. There's a "Kempesh" author who writes on patrickstomlinson.com, other than that I submit the following post from a Mustang forum:


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And the following post from a science forum:


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Both of which are signed with "K", the same way he signed posts with [email protected] on that model building forum.

I also found him trying to sell his old shitty Mustang for $5,500, getting no interest, lying that two people are interested, and graciouslly bringing down the price to $4,999 for Corral members.

 

RobertMewler

#DoItForNorm
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Jenna Torquetega

mongoose spic queen 🔜 JenCon

My Horses are Hibernating​

So with WI winter approaching, I put #562 :dhg01: and the wife's 00 GT in storage today. They join my already stored 97 GT. It's a bitter sweet feeling. On one hand, I'm really glad that none of my formerly FL cars will ever need to see snow or salt. And they get to sit for five months without getting a single mile older.

On the other hand, I'm stuck driving my 95 Corsica winter beater for five months. I hate that car. It's not that there is anything wrong with it, it's in fairly good shape for its age, gets good mileage, it only cost $600, and we save a boat load on insurance. But it reminds me every time I push on the gas, go around a corner, or hit the brakes, just how much better my pony cars are in every way. Driving it is the antithesis of driving my Bullitt. #562 puts a huge smile on my face just looking at it, much less the giddy chuckle I make every time I spin the tires going into third. The Corsica fills me with a feeling of melancholy and the sort of loss I expect an amputee might feel for a missing limb.

You southern guys don't know how good you have it.😄

K

Grrrr I hate my winter car so much! I miss my pony cars!
 

1073waaf

The ONLY station that REALLY ROCKS!

Jenna Torquetega

mongoose spic queen 🔜 JenCon
“Female driven”. Ooh wow…..yeah Pat that’s abhorrent and misogynistic.

Abhorrent and misogynistic, you said?

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One of the kiwis stumbled upon Patrick's old username that he used on messageboards - Kempesh. There's a "Kempesh" author who writes on patrickstomlinson.com, other than that I submit the following post from a Mustang forum:


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And the following post from a science forum:


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Both of which are signed with "K", the same way he signed posts with [email protected] on that model building forum.

I also found him trying to sell his old shitty Mustang for $5,500, getting no interest, lying that two people are interested, and graciouslly bringing down the price to $4,999 for Corral members.


Here's him trying to sell a "female driven" Mustang in April 2007 that has never seen snow (as it resides in Florida) and most of the miles are frequent trips home to Wisconsin. He then asks if there's any intetrest.

Thank you kiwifags
 

TheDarkFezRises

Asians with southern accents
Abhorrent and misogynistic, you said?

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I imagine there will be some top tier cringe involved in his posts in the atheist community if he's sucking up to pz myers and his group of freaks.

Maybe it was Fatrick who offered Rebecca Watson that coffee in an elevator all those years ago and started the war that lead to gamergate. Imagine if he was responsible for the butterfly effect that elected Trump.
 
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