The Kempesh Khronicles

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Very soon! I'll record some and post it, I promise.

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I found the kiwi post where the guy found Pat's Kempesh account. Check this out - Pig got very triggered over Mach1Marauder telling him to, "Hush little boy!"

This must have given him such a narcissistic injury, he adopted it as his own insult:

Noticed he has no contribution/ upvote stars under his name

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Very soon! I'll record some and post it, I promise.

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I found the kiwi post where the guy found Pat's Kempesh account. Check this out - Pig got very triggered over Mach1Marauder telling him to, "Hush little boy!"

This must have given him such a narcissistic injury, he adopted it as his own insult:

Between nasty old goats and stupid little baby infants fat pat really gets a hard time. Why do they persecute him so?

 

[Brooke Shields]

Did anybody guess that "DHG-562" is a paid vanity license plate and not a normal one?

Of course he'd have the most retarded vanity plate in history. Tee hee it's a secret code only my fellow Mustang drivers will get!

bullitt heads....

also, nice buying a drunk driver's gay Bullit, stupid

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

bullitt heads....



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I want to wring out that wormy neck. @WormKiller you should've caved his fucking head in. Would've been worth the prison time

 

[SFWA liaison]

the "hush little boy" origin story is such good lore hahaha get Mach1Marauder on the NPS to interview the OG atalker

 

[RobertMewler]

the "hush little boy" origin story is such good lore hahaha get Mach1Marauder on the NPS to interview the OG atalker

I hope the reddit rascals who text Pig respond with his own, "You do not give me orders" whenever Pig tells them to stop texting him.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

That guy actually has a cool one though. Worlds apart from a stock 2007 thats running the same gutless 4.6 thats under the hood of my grandmas mercury she drives to bingo.

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289's were overrated also,good for transportation, Shelby said if you put more than 350 hp in it they would never hold together, the only Mustang that was good was Drag pack R-code 428 but still had the Ford problem

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Very soon! I'll record some and post it, I promise.

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I found the kiwi post where the guy found Pat's Kempesh account. Check this out - Pig got very triggered over Mach1Marauder telling him to, "Hush little boy!"

This must have given him such a narcissistic injury, he adopted it as his own insult:

That argument and then the other one about Congress and politics has me in stitches. For those too lazy to click through the KF post, here's the archive link of his battle with Mach1Marauder:

Mach 1 vs 01 Cobra - 2003-04 Mach 1 Registry Owners Club

archived 29 Mar 2022 20:30:11 UTC

archive.ph

And here's the archive of his political argument. Notice that this took place in 2009 but "conservative" Pat is defending democrats and blaming Republicans:

2010 Shelby GT500 | Page 3 | Ford Mustang Forums

archived 29 Mar 2022 19:30:38 UTC

archive.ph

That dude pants'ed Pat to the point where Pat gave him the "last word", then baited Pat into arguing again, anyway. 13 years ago and he's an even bigger cunt today! Lessons learned: none.

 

[fenrir]

Language, son.

Silence! The Wyyz has spoken.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

This was either already discovered or Im having serious deja vu. Anyway, here’s Pats old winter car.

Seeing Pat act much like the cunt he is now, except in 2005, is fascinating. I used to think The Lappening is what broke him, but clearly he was always awful. He just didnt have the technology to maximize his faggotry.

I am of the firm belief that social media is the worst thing to happen to society by far and is a mental illness bioweapon

 

[RobertMewler]

This was either already discovered or Im having serious deja vu. Anyway, here’s Pats old winter car.

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Seeing Pat act much like the cunt he is now, except in 2005, is fascinating. I used to think The Lappening is what broke him, but clearly he was always awful. He just didnt have the technology to maximize his faggotry.

I am of the firm belief that social media is the worst thing to happen to society by far and is a mental illness bioweapon

This looks like granny's 'tooling around town' car. Watch out for the Werther's candy wrappers on the floorboard.

 

[Dragon Wagon]

289's were overrated also,good for transportation, Shelby said if you put more than 350 hp in it they would never hold together, the only Mustang that was good was Drag pack R-code 428 but still had the Ford problem

Yeah 289s are gutless too, but they had a range of v8s back then that were adequate for the time.

But Ford continuing to make a gutless v8 just a handful of years ago while v6 camrys put out the same amount of power is kindof embarrassing. They didn't finally step it up and build the coyote 5.0 until challengers and camaros came out and started eating into their sales. The 4.6s are ok, but nothing to constantly brag about. Especially not a complete stock one

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Already figured our Pig out back then.

 

[Stent]

Already figured our Pig out back then.

When he was born he told the doctor "No, child. You will noT cuT the cord. I require iT for nuTrienTs".

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Found Fatso on this other forum too.

https://www.imboc.com/threads/bought-another-car-today.161527/

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Bit of a read, but all of his mainline personality traits are present. The extreme cuntiness, lecturing, good vs evil - dem vs repub outlook.

Our piglet was always broken, I'd say that the lappening destroyed whatever remained of his human side and sent all of his negative personality traits into overdrive.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Two months of selling cars made Pat an expert. Not like those idiots who owned the business.

https://www.imboc.com/threads/where-are-all-the-09-bullitts.167636/post-1926794

Several months of activity apparently took place during those two months.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Agree.

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A ssuuupppppeeerrrrr snaaaaaakkkeeee.

What happened to your career Anthony Cumia?

 

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Grrrr I hate my winter car so much! I miss my pony cars!

ewwwww him and ade had matching mustangs in front of whatever shithole she had to live in since pat couldn't properly provide for her.
and her stang was nicer than his, no wonder she left him. she saw him as a submissive, incompetent pussy.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Turns out Pat was probably funding the lawsuit with sales of his models to various clients over the years.