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The Kempesh Khronicles

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Dani's Thick Legsters

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Jesus, Pat and his cumquest forum were fucking retarded. The universe is not rotating, child. The stars would shift relative positions and we know they haven't because the constellations have been recorded as being the same for thousands of years. Everyone already knows the redshifting is because of the accelerating expansion of the universe from it's origin point.

And of course this faggot calls it "maths" wannabe English cunt. Do you study "econs" as well?

Digging through these forums is gonna be good
 
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Did anybody guess that "DHG-562" is a paid vanity license plate and not a normal one?

Of course he'd have the most retarded vanity plate in history. Tee hee it's a secret code only my fellow Mustang drivers will get!

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Jesus Christ I though it was one of those dumb things that happens some time when you copy text from a forum. But here he is in the Mustang Bullitt forums:

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.imboc.com/threads/hello.154849/[/URL]

Thanks everyone. I picked up DHG #00562 for a steal. I had been on the hunt for months when it hit Autotrader only twenty miles away from me. The ad hadn't even been up a whole day by the time it was in my driveway. The hood scoop and driver's side rocker panel need to be repainted (appointment already made), but the rest of the car is immaculate.

Didn't someone do some sleuthing and find out it was an 'R' title?
 

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found the atheist bitch Pat's having an incel rant about looks in that comment via archive-fu


video not worth watching whatsoever, just run of the mill late 00s atheist blabbering

all this niche of the internet eventually became gamergate (1.0) btw

"Kempesh" is still his wordpress username on his .com to this day, that's why it shows up on google
 

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Pat has been a pseudointellectual retard his whole life. A high school dropout acting like he understands science, he's Neil Degrasse Tyson thinking he's as smart as Einstein. Too retarded to come up with his own arguments so he begs for people smarter than him to enlighten him while he turns around and present their ideas like his own:

 

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Pat has been a pseudointellectual retard his whole life. A high school dropout acting like he understands science, he's Neil Degrasse Tyson thinking he's as smart as Einstein. Too retarded to come up with his own arguments so he begs for people smarter than him to enlighten him while he turns around and present their ideas like his own:

He's on another forum right now starting the thread "need help refuting a stlaker who says I'm a fat faggot with bitch tits."
 

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Abhorrent and misogynistic, you said?

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She's not gonna fuck you, bro.
 

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When you gonna read us more Mein Kampf? 😍
Very soon! I'll record some and post it, I promise.

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I found the kiwi post where the guy found Pat's Kempesh account. Check this out - Pig got very triggered over Mach1Marauder telling him to, "Hush little boy!"

This must have given him such a narcissistic injury, he adopted it as his own insult:

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